I'll upload them soon, it just takes way too long

Holy shit Conky, there are some real winners in that bunch. At least most of them actually tryed to dress up unlike many of the previous "Red Carpet" runs......

If anyone had ever lost faith in Luke, then this thread should restore it. We're looking at the work of a man at the top of his game.



The look of horror on her face when she spots Luke is priceless.....



How quickly does she recover? No sign of gum disease either, which is nice.



Sometimes saying words is difficult. Especially if your batteries are running down.



You know the face you pull when you bump into someone you really don't want to talk to?



From the body language and his proximity to her and angle, I'm pretty sure she's telling him anal is off tonight's menu.



I wonder if we'll ever be able to work out why he goes for petite Asian chicks......



My hair would stand on end if I woke up next to that. It's understandable.



Is there any event she won't attend? Does she even have a home?



Chicks with great racks like Jersey need to let 'em hang out.



One chick who can't put a dress on properly, and her royal friend Princess Underbite.



What're you looking at? Seriously. I can't tell. I find people like you very disconcerting when you're behind me at the ATM.



Yes, I think we've seen enough. Feel free to button up now.



The danger is always that porn chicks will take acting lessons. Not all of them, though.



I don't know if this is a Thundercat or not, but I wouldn't recommend getting between it and the buffet.



There's a common misconception that there are no virgins in Los Angeles. Beg to differ.



If your breasts resemble polythene bags filled with water, sideless dresses are a bad idea. At least you haven't got any str......



Oh. My bad.

"And with all the body mass I lost, I made this small Eastern European chick to hang with me."



Well Jenna, I hope you're proud of yourself. Now other girls are copying you.



Evidently, Meatloaf was playing nearby last night.



"Why I oughta...."



Say what you like about Luke's camera. It certainly gives a flattering--and realistic--close up.



So my roofie-colada began to kick in around 11pm....



"What's that perfume you're wearing?" "Shit"



"First drink free for all transvestites!"



"Now repeat after me, 'I am a little pigee'"





"What you mean do I rike sex with plawn star? I velly successful business man, sell many Acura and Rexus"



The toilet facilities were rather primitive, but no one seemed to mind.



Parking for cyclists was provided on the upper and lower levels.



Damn, those black dudes get all the hot chicks.



If anyone in porn wants to make an adult version of The Honeymooners.....



Last of the Mohicans? I fucking hope so.



Tee Reel had better stop keeping it this real before someone hurts their eyes.



Who knew Pamela Peaks had a rival for my heart?



Seriously Jenna, take a good long fucking look at this and think hard about how you want to look in the years ahead.

You made my day Conky. Thanks.
These were hysterical!
Who is that chick of whom you asked "Is there any event she won't attend?Does she even have a home?" I thought that title was reserved for Sunny "I stole this dress from the Salvation Army" Lane?

Sonny, it's the lovely Leah Lexington.

I think she's living in a mall judging from the Tiffany necklace and bracelet and the dual coach bags.

Seriously Jenna, take a good long fucking look at this and think hard about how you want to look in the years ahead.



Conky, who in the fuck is this? Anorexic body, Big Head Todd Head. Chompers that could seriously hurt any dick in sight. I'd like to know who would fuck that on camera.

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I don't know who she is, but I'm betting both Christian--he has no shame--and Dick Nasty [or is it Nasy] would hit it.

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who are they?

I went to this shindig and left after 2 hrs. It sucked. Lucky for me, I avoided the Camera of Death.

"Kella Monroe: Does andl & DP"

Wow... just... wow.

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I don't know who she is, but I'm betting both Christian--he has no shame--and Dick Nasty [or is it Nasy] would hit it.

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That's this chick Kella Monroe, I think.

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Ah yes, LoriLustAgency rearing it's fucking ugly head once again. Wonder where the babe with the caulk gun was on this wonderful night on the red carpet????

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Who knew Garth Algar had a sister?

why leah always wants call atentttion in all the parties?? to much coke snorted????

Yeesh...it's a losing battle ; )
Luke Fords Cam'O Death=1
Ava Rose=0

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Wow... just... wow.

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Holly: Did you notice that they also spelled her name wrong on her page:

"Currently Available!
Kenna has no tattoos. "

i would actually pass on that one. believe it or not!

i wish i would have gone to that, it looked like a hilarious time. where was justin syder?

alas, i am in london again doing some scenes. tomorrow is cindy behr and my 2nd scene is with some twins. and i have cathy barry next week! good times!

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Details!!

and to think i didnt capitalize on the max diesel magnet craze! i should buy one and put it on the refrigerator at the la direct office. lol

It would be funny to be in the office of the place that makes the magnets when all of a sudden there is a huge sales spike....

"I don't know why, but for some reason we are having a run on the Max Diesel..."