"And with all the body mass I lost, I made this small Eastern European chick to hang with me."



Well Jenna, I hope you're proud of yourself. Now other girls are copying you.



Evidently, Meatloaf was playing nearby last night.



"Why I oughta...."



Say what you like about Luke's camera. It certainly gives a flattering--and realistic--close up.



So my roofie-colada began to kick in around 11pm....



"What's that perfume you're wearing?" "Shit"



"First drink free for all transvestites!"



"Now repeat after me, 'I am a little pigee'"





"What you mean do I rike sex with plawn star? I velly successful business man, sell many Acura and Rexus"



The toilet facilities were rather primitive, but no one seemed to mind.



Parking for cyclists was provided on the upper and lower levels.



Damn, those black dudes get all the hot chicks.



If anyone in porn wants to make an adult version of The Honeymooners.....



Last of the Mohicans? I fucking hope so.



Tee Reel had better stop keeping it this real before someone hurts their eyes.



Who knew Pamela Peaks had a rival for my heart?



Seriously Jenna, take a good long fucking look at this and think hard about how you want to look in the years ahead.