I got a call from a disgruntled employee of AIM. It seems that Sharon Mitchell is now giving career and education guidance to the Harlots.

My source tells me that “Dr.” Mitchell has taken an interest in young Sasha Grey, porn’s precocious purveyor of pre-pubescent philosophy. Apparently, the two have been carrying on a torrid Lesbian affair for months, ever since the “Doctor” helped clear up some “irregularities” with Sasha’s tests. This, according to my source, occurred shortly before news the anal wart scandal broke.

My source informs me that he overheard a conversation in the “Doctor’s” office wherein the two concocted a scheme to get Sasha degreed in several steps. According to the plan, Sasha would “obtain” (i.e. buy) her Bachelors Degree this year, her Masters next year and her PhD. in Philosophy the following year, making her “Doctor” Sasha Grey at age 22. The Sapphic sisters believe that this will give her the kind of credentialed clout she needs when she starts writing her Existential tomes after her porn career. Said Degrees would be obtained from Glenndale University, which has accreditation from the National Distance Learning Accreditation Council. However, NDLAC is not recognized by the US Department of Education or the Council on Higher Education Accreditation. Without USDE and CHEA recognition of the accreditation agency such accreditations are considered bogus by the academic community.

The New York Times investigated Glenndale in 1996 and reported that “could graduate for $500 from Glenndale (not to be confused with the Glendale colleges in Arizona and California). The competing reps gave the same spiel: no classes, no accreditation but a diploma to convince any employer."

I checked out their website and was struck by the blatant nature of their oporation. On their PhD. Page, for example, there’s a Visa/Mastercard logo, obviously implying that the sheepskin is for sale.

I don’t see how this is going to help Sasha, unless she’s planning a return to
Tyra! Any book she writes (no matter who ghostwrites it for her) is only going to be purchaced by the fanbois. Although she’d got plenty of those. Last time I checked, she had 20151 MySpace friends. I put a call in to Speigler’s office to chek up on all this, but I was told in no uncertain terms that “Mr. Speigler wants nothing to do with you.” Fine. Then he can read it here.

An anonymous user making their first post. Citing an anonymous source. Make that a disgruntled source. This smells of complete bill shit.

Sharon Mitchell's degree is mail-order, and at that not medical. Were Sasha to want a quick & dirty degree to fake people then Sharon's the one to ask.

It bothers me to think of the bold, brash Sasha I've come to respect and admire, as so desperate to be taken seriously that she would feel the need for the legitimacy and mainstream acceptance conferred by a formal degree. As a fulltime asswhore with little formal education, she's already achieved more fame and notoriety than most of her childhood friends will [ albeit for swallowing convict jizz ], and earns more money than most people with a BA.
If the girl has nothing intelligent to say, no amount of sheepskin in the world is gonna make it sound any sm*rter. And if she does have half a brain, people will listen no matter how many cocks have violated her nether regions.
If this is true, I'll be a little disappointed. I thought Sasha was more self-assured than to follow that well-worn and predictable path.

This above all Sasha: to thine own self be true!

Physician, heal thine own anal warts.

miss grey need to die h.i.v + style. i prey to god tonite that she do.

First of all, Mr. X is most likely full of shit. Second, if Fake Dr. Mitchell (who must be about 80 now) is looking to mentor a porn whore she could go with a much bigger trainwreck. Maybe Kara Mynor/Bare could make a perfect protege.