12. Make sure you have party supplies lined up.

13. Be ready to deal with addiction issues.

14. Don't give her a set of keys to your house/apartment.

15. Don't rely on her feeding your cats while you are out of town.

16. Don't be surprised if she turns out to be a slut with others.

17. The less money you give her the better.

18. Don't expect her to be good in bed.

19. If you have a heart, put it into a safe deposit box.

20. Look in the mirror and with a straight face repeat 100 times: "I am not a suitcase pimp."