LOL!!!!
gene ross reports..


rob spallone on luke


"Yeah, Prozac," states Spallone who keeps bustin' Ford's balls about taking a vacation and staying with strangers..

"Where did you go on vacation?" asks Spallone. Ford tells him about the car trip he took to Cooze Bay, Oregon, then Yosemite. Ford said he wanted to drive to Canada but his rental agreement stipulated he couldn't leave the US. Spallone makes a face like fuck the rental agreement.

"How much did it cost you in gas?" asks Spallone.

"About $300," says Ford.

"You coulda fuckin' flown," Rob informs him.

Spallone then asks Ford where he stayed, thinking there might have been some swank hotels involved. Ford said mostly with friends and Spallone thinks this is really fucked because Ford brought a girl along with him.

"Holy fuck she hates you," said Spallone upon hearing that they spent one of the nights in the car.

"Did she have sex with you? Did she blow you?" Spallone wants to know. Ford makes it sound like that part wasn't in the itinerary. Ford explains that she's a writer and 35 and that she hates the industry.

"More than you?" Spallone asks.

"Yeah," Ford replies. Spallone's under the impression that Ford's making up stories and told him he should have rented a camper.

I predict we'll hear the pitter patter of little feet within the next year.

No, I don't mean Luke will father children with this woman. The noise is the sound of her running barefoot from the hovel.