manface, cankles, worse feet than mine, and cookie monster tittiess. yuck. then again, i'm in kind of a bad mood 'cuz today is the first day of summer vacation. i'll be hip deep in three kids until the end of august. on a lighter note, my nine year-old now has a girlfriend. he gave his crush a note that said "...do you like me? check one: yes or no." she checked yes and the kid hasn't stopped smiling all day. i feel very old.