I have been a Yankee Fan since I was old enough to talk...but right now I hate my team and what they have become. Enter, Alex Rodriguez, a 25 million dollar shithead with a gorgeous wife and two kids who felt it necessary last week to hit the Toronto strip club scene with a (at best) moderately hot blond bimbo...at the same time I, da burg, just so happened to be IN Toronto for a wedding, Bar Mitzvah and to unload a tidy sum of 2003 Canadian dollars I had accidentally-on-purpose forgotten about....

When the story broke, I was just waking up that morning with a Category 4 hangover, drinking tap water out of one of my friend's 5 bathrooms in his log cabin-mansion on the outskirts of the city....I was upset, seeing and hearing the story. I decided to do my own investigating.

The Yankess were all staying at the Park-Hyatt in Toronto, but 'Nim-Rod' had gotten himself and goldilocks a room apparently at the Four Seasons, where the photos were snapped that later appeared in the NY POST. I have eaten dinner several times at Harbour Sixty, the steakhouse where Stray-Rod and Goldi had dead cow for supper....I went inside and asked a hostess named Gloria (or it might have been Glenda, who the fuck knows, I couldnt hear amidst all the chatter about, you guessed it, A-Rod) for any tidbits...after 50 dollars canadian (Canada's Dollar is worth almost 95 cents american btw, a 23 year high) she told me they were kissing in the Harbour Sixty VIP towncar they took from the restaurant after dinner to the Strip club, Toronto's infamous "Brass Rail"

The Brass rail is an All nude, extremely glitzy club, awesome beer selection and a helluva a sound system...I have been there 4 times....the lap dances (done by gorgeous international chicks) are ALWAYS 20 bucks (canadian), but of course, if you tip the girl enough, it will become much more than a nude lap dance.

Now use your imaginations...A-rod and the blond were there for about 90 minutes....A-rod is far far FAR wealthier than me....yet The Very last time I was in the Brass Rail for zany antics (just before x-mas time, 2005), I finger fucked a chick named Tatyana from Kiev to the tune of Smithereens "Blood and Roses"...it ran about 120 bucks, with several free drinks thrown in....now what do you suppose a-rod and his blond do/did in such a situation???? Sadly I was with several jew friends who wouldnt stay long enough for me to find out EXACTLY what they did....


Note: During this past weekend's Yankees Redsox series in Boston, A-rod bought his wife a 6000 dollar necklace....CHEAP motherfucker, at least Kobe Bryant-the rapist bought his wife a 4 million dollar ring!

Burg, I'm suprised you have no sypathy for Strayrod. Sounds like he lives his life pretty much like I try to (I see younger hotter chicks though). The difference is that no one is trying to take my picture or ruin my life. Its always been an unwritten rule that you don't report on stuff like this. When will we see the affairs that various reporters have. If I were Arod, I'd hire an investigator, buy my own paper and publish dirt on every sports reporter at the NY POST.

Public figures deserve privacy, even if they are stupid enough to live their private lives in public.

I'm with Moxie and NitneLiun on this one. Who cares what he does off the field. Its his life. If he wants to fuck it up, so be it. Is antics might be a distraction to the team, but the Yankees are playing terrible ball right now and I don't think its Stray-Rod's fault. Its the entire Yankee team. From the starting pitching and line-up to the bullpen and reserve players. Torre and management are to blame as well.

Great Cage thread, Burg.

He needs a T-Shirt that says
"The Boss paid Me $27M and all I got was this tranny!"

manface, cankles, worse feet than mine, and cookie monster tittiess. yuck. then again, i'm in kind of a bad mood 'cuz today is the first day of summer vacation. i'll be hip deep in three kids until the end of august. on a lighter note, my nine year-old now has a girlfriend. he gave his crush a note that said "...do you like me? check one: yes or no." she checked yes and the kid hasn't stopped smiling all day. i feel very old.

I was in a hurry typing this post, so yeah, I guess it doesnt belong in the cage, unless someone wanted to run with the Strip club antics aspect of what i was blabbing about.

Ah fuck the yankees and fuck baseball, they pay these assholes too much anyway...Fuckin' Roger Clemens <whiny voice> "pulls his groin" so now we have to wait another week to watch him throw pitches that are worth $6,189 each...Fuck the Brass Rail Too, it smells like Bumble Bee Tuna in there on the weekends...

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Fuck the Brass Rail Too, it smells like Bumble Bee Tuna in there on the weekends...

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And what is the weekday scent?

*THAT'S* the best that he could do?????

As for not reporting things: FDR died at his mistress's house, in her bed. Eleanor Roosevelt was summoned to the mistress's house when FDR was pronounced dead (the Secret Service moved his body to a chair before she arrived).

That fact never made the news.

PS. Even today this goes on. Did anyone else notice that the football player who died on the lake in Louisiana recently was with a female companion at the time, and that later his fiance arrived during the search?

The surgeon who gave her those "bolt ons" should have his medical license suspended. Fuck, they are bad.

Sorry, it had to be done.

I don't know if it's true or not but I have heard that A-Rod and his wife have an open relationship and are swingers. Who knows? Maybe eventually a Mike Kekich/Fritz Peterson situation will develop.

The Yankees had have a winning record since the reporting ...

My first thought was she was a "slump buster". But he's been seen with her in 5 cities going back to spring training..