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the pan-ultimate in porn



Earl, I'm going to go out on a limb here and take a wild guess: Backwater town in Darkest Mississippi? One Paved Road, three teeth between you? Proud dropout of Trailer Park High? Junior partner, with your "Pappy," in Big Earl & Son's Service Station? (Making you, next to "Boss" Hogg, the richest men in town.) Sipping Shine with the boys after sundown while playing cards over an oil drum? Yeah. I thought so.

Anyway, it's penultimate and it means "Next-To-Last." I believe you meant "ultimate. Just sayin'.