listen fatfuck...the only thing you can negotiate is a buffet line or a through a garage door...maybe. you obliviously don't know shit about gardening. i like to make a strong cup of coffee in the morning and go for a walk around the garden. i light up a cigarette and look for slugs. when i find one i take out the salt shaker and sprinkle some on them demons. i also put out slug traps. them damn things will kill your plants. gardens are lots of work but come harvest time it's all worth it.