Because TMFR is a White Power, Italian-Wannabe-Aryan, White Sheet Wearing, Cross Burning, Seig Heiling Eva Braun Clone who would sooner douse herself with sulphuric acid than fuck a Negro.

But outside of that I hear she's kind to animals... while they're still with us, that is.

As for Teagan, she just popped out her second soon-to-be ward of the State, so her cooch is probably kinda sore.

And enough of this IR crap. What are you? Tritone? Brandon Lee Dumbfuck? Take that shit to the other place.