Why does Gram Ponante have so many damn pop-ups on his site? I can't even scratch my nuts without an 18+ warning. WTF?

I don't know. A good way to find out is to direct the question to Gram himself.

That would be like using "search" or "google" instead of just posting a question!!

What's the fun in that?

Yes, but I honestly don't read Gram all that much. For one thing, he doesn't know how to spell "Graham," and that annoys me. Besides, I prefer Luke's "National Enquirer," I-don't-let-the-truth-get-in-the-way-of-a-good-story style far more than I do Gram's stickler-for-the-facts brand of reporting. I find Luke's style far more interesting. And certainly more entertaining.