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If Max has to go to court maybe he could try crying. It seemed to work wonders for Paris!

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Ben...

This is Max we're talking about here. Can you honestly picture him crying like some stuck up spoiled rich cunt? Jesus, I wonder about you.

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Sadly, if convicted, I see Max as the one who's mascara will be running after a series of "gag factor" like BJs and facials as the convicts take turns reenacting their favorite scenes ....