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#248152 - 05/30/07 08:15 PM Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	In the early 80's there was a Christian rock band called Stryper. At the time, it was thought that Christianity and hard rock music could simply not mix in any form or mainstream way. They proved otherwise. The yellow and black attack could not be undone. Today, I come to you with a new brand of porn. Long awaiting my niche, this pornography will universally target me as an innovator and genius. I am creating Christian porn. You can laugh and say that it just can't be done, but that is my next big project - which has already been shot. You will absolutely read about it on every gossip site imaginable. It's not about cliche's or being sacreligious and having nuns fuck priests, but having more adventurous Christian couples making love passionately. Beautiful lighting, great BTS. I think it could be the bridge or olive branch that the adult industry has been looking for. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248153 - 05/30/07 08:17 PM Re: Christian Porn
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	You don't work in porn.
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#248154 - 05/30/07 08:28 PM Re: Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: You don't work in porn. Willie... I have a well established porn career. I am in what we insiders call "the business". You spend all day in front of a computer dreaming to be me. Here is my proposal. I will invite you to one of my sets. We can set up a jack off booth for you like what you have available to you in The Castle Botique. There you can cum on the walls and sit in it. To make you feel at home, we can even have Brandon or Kurt wank off before you even get there. I think where their careers are going, I can hire them on the cheap. So that is my proposal. All you have to do is tell me where to send the plane ticket. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248155 - 05/30/07 08:34 PM Re: Christian Porn
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: Quote: You don't work in porn. Willie... I have a well established porn career. I am in what we insiders call "the business". You spend all day in front of a computer dreaming to be me. Here is my proposal. I will invite you to one of my sets. We can set up a jack off booth for you like what you have available to you in The Castle Botique. There you can cum on the walls and sit in it. To make you feel at home, we can even have Brandon or Kurt wank off before you even get there. I think where their careers are going, I can hire them on the cheap. So that is my proposal. All you have to do is tell me where to send the plane ticket. Your IP is from Arizona, I wouldn't need a plane ticket.
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#248156 - 05/30/07 08:40 PM Re: Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: Quote: Quote: You don't work in porn. Willie... I have a well established porn career. I am in what we insiders call "the business". You spend all day in front of a computer dreaming to be me. Here is my proposal. I will invite you to one of my sets. We can set up a jack off booth for you like what you have available to you in The Castle Botique. There you can cum on the walls and sit in it. To make you feel at home, we can even have Brandon or Kurt wank off before you even get there. I think where their careers are going, I can hire them on the cheap. So that is my proposal. All you have to do is tell me where to send the plane ticket. Your IP is from Arizona, I wouldn't need a plane ticket. I shoot in the big top baby. Trust me, you will need a plane ticket. You crossed a line with you CJI expose'. We both know that. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248157 - 05/30/07 08:42 PM Re: Christian Porn
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	Quote: Beautiful lighting, great BTS. you seem to really have yo finger on the pulse of the streets. one question, will there be any problem with the bts footage conflicting with the morals of the film itself, or will you be seeking out only the most righteous, upstanding sex workers for this series? _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#248158 - 05/30/07 09:05 PM Re: Christian Porn
the unknown pervert Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/07 Posts: 5186 Loc: Joshua Tree National Park	If we can shoot Spanish Inquisiton style where Darth gets burned at the stake count me in. _________________________ I would eat Allie Sin's asshole until I got an emotion out of her.-Jerkules
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#248159 - 05/30/07 09:27 PM Re: Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: Quote: Beautiful lighting, great BTS. you seem to really have yo finger on the pulse of the streets. one question, will there be any problem with the bts footage conflicting with the morals of the film itself, or will you be seeking out only the most righteous, upstanding sex workers for this series? The BTS will show that they people are articulate, loving, and are strong in their beliefs. They will talk about their love for one another as humans and performers. It's all very reality based. It's your next door neighbors having sex. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248160 - 05/30/07 09:32 PM Re: Christian Porn
weeeee Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 01/09/06 Posts: 1248	Quote: You don't work in porn. Damn Willie, nothing gets past you.
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#248161 - 05/30/07 09:47 PM Re: Christian Porn
**LG*** Porn Jesus Registered: 06/05/05 Posts: 4468 Loc: Great America	christian porn ?
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#248162 - 05/30/07 09:49 PM Re: Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Quote: Quote: You don't work in porn. Damn Willie, nothing gets past you. Don't buy into his trickery Ceara. You know who I am. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248163 - 05/30/07 10:15 PM Re: Christian Porn
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	Quote: The BTS will show that they people are articulate, loving, and are strong in their beliefs. They will talk about their love for one another as humans and performers. It's all very reality based. It's your next door neighbors having sex. my next door neighbors are actually trannies, and i'm very jealous of fun they might be having, not to mention any love they might share or beliefs they might believe. how about that? i probably wouldn't watch a sex movie with them in it, but i do trust them to walk my dogs and keep an eye on nattie when i am out of town. i will admit that occasionally when i am casually talking to them i do worry about what exactly is underneath their clothes, and how it came to be whatever it is. i imagine it pulsating, scheming. i don't sleep much those nights. sometimes i call my girlfriend at three in the a.m. and tell her i love her. she is confused. so am i. but i digress. keep innovating. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#248164 - 05/30/07 10:23 PM Re: Christian Porn
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	weak like baby _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#248165 - 05/30/07 10:24 PM Re: Christian Porn
Darth Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/27/07 Posts: 775 Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona	Big Moose... I might have a place for you in my company. _________________________ I love cock and balls.
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#248166 - 05/30/07 10:49 PM Re: Christian Porn
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	tentatively, i am excited. but i won't sell out my beliefs, and i won't work with women who used to be men, unless they don't really look like men and/or make me feel like a big man. either way, i'm not taking it in the butt. know that beforehand. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#248167 - 05/30/07 11:08 PM Re: Christian Porn
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	Christianity is by itself a very diverse and sectored religion, to which branch would this porn be targeted? Perhaps you'll simply go for the wildly popular noveau riche mega-evangelical places with the Jumbotrons and rock bands? Chances are Stryper is working that circuit as we speak. *To Hellllll with the Devillllll!*
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#248168 - 05/30/07 11:57 PM Re: Christian Porn
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	Darth likes Stryper...shocking. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#248169 - 05/31/07 04:40 AM Re: Christian Porn
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	So Darth's Tony Cumstick and Cumstick found God. Who woulda thunk it? _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#248170 - 05/31/07 04:56 AM Re: Christian Porn
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: Quote: Quote: You don't work in porn. Damn Willie, nothing gets past you. Don't buy into his trickery Ceara. You know who I am. I do to. An annoying, arrogant, selfserving, lying fake insider who brags about nothing, does nothing and is nothing. _________________________
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#248171 - 05/31/07 05:45 AM Re: Christian Porn
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: tentatively, i am excited. but i won't sell out my beliefs, and i won't work with women who used to be men, unless they don't really look like men and/or make me feel like a big man. either way, i'm not taking it in the butt. know that beforehand. Don't hold your breath, ace... he's no more an insider than you are. However, he is starting to grow on me... kind of like a fungus, or a tumor. Darth old boy, you sure know how to attract attention, and to that, I tip my hat. _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#248172 - 05/31/07 06:22 AM Re: Christian Porn
Sister Fister AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/18/06 Posts: 549 Loc: Pittsburgh Pa	lol....yea darth you actually had me laughing here...i do however wonder wich alt id you are...could he possibly be someone in the indistries annoying little gilbert godfried personna...hrm...i wonder... _________________________ "Alexis Bledel, aka Rory Gilmore. I wanna do her and Lauren Graham at the same time...but only if they stay in mother/daughter character...or else it's the rubber hose for the both of 'em." ~Vizzle
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#248173 - 05/31/07 10:48 AM Re: Christian Porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	What about those Christians that speak in tongues???? _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#248174 - 05/31/07 10:51 AM Re: Christian Porn
Vizzle Porn Fucking Master Registered: 10/30/06 Posts: 3812 Loc: Neither here, nor there.	Quote: What about those Christians that speak in tongues???? That's a spectacular idea... Christians writhing around, speaking gibberish, and getting fucked... Darth, are you taking notes here??? _________________________ "You know this is XXXPornTalk.com right? You sound like an ADT person. I want to poop on you." -Malice
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#248175 - 05/31/07 11:01 AM Re: Christian Porn
Pussy is good food AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/19/07 Posts: 465	Quote: What about those Christians that speak in tongues???? If they are going to speak in tongues we'll also need some snake handling! Somebody will have to get their dick bit by a snake and die. The script is coming together nicely. _________________________ Sharon Mitchell said. "This is a population, you tell them to do something, and they won't do anything."We're not in the real world, we're in the world of porn."
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#248176 - 05/31/07 11:22 AM Re: Christian Porn
Uomo Grassissimo!! Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 14755 Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]	Quote: Somebody will have to get their dick bit by a snake "Suck out the poison!" Attachments 237779-woody_bananas.jpg (10 downloads) _________________________ Amo i Gemelli!!
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#248177 - 05/31/07 12:43 PM Re: Christian Porn
Walrus Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 11/19/06 Posts: 310	Quote: What about those Christians that speak in tongues???? Pentecostals right?? I think it's only considered speaking in tongues if there is someone that can also understand it. Otherwise you could just be an attention whore. This is a great idea for a threesome. Or you could go the extra mile, film the scene in an actual church during an actual service. Maybe an orgy? Have they buried Falwell yet? You could stand him up in the pulpit, how about it Darth can I be vice president of your imaginary porn company?
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#248178 - 05/31/07 01:54 PM Re: Christian Porn
PainfulAzzFuckin AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 05/01/06 Posts: 502	Hey, the Old Testament has many portrayals of pedophilia, prostitution, 3-ways and incest. And the Catholic Church has long condoned pedophilia and homosexual acts between church leaders and their parishoners. So get in line......you'll have to come up with better stuff than what exists already. _________________________ Darrah Ford's family video archives - Father's Day, 1996:
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#248179 - 06/03/07 12:57 AM Re: Christian Porn
generationsex Ed Hardy Wearing Loser Registered: 04/10/06 Posts: 42	christianity already ruined other stuff, not porn now?! FUCK!!
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#248180 - 06/04/07 02:11 PM Re: Christian Porn
Luca Eisenstein Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 05/15/07 Posts: 179	Darth's not really funny, but the reactions he provokes are! Carry on, please...
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