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#248152 - 05/30/07 08:15 PM
Christian Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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In the early 80's there was a Christian rock band called Stryper. At the time, it was thought that Christianity and hard rock music could simply not mix in any form or mainstream way. They proved otherwise. The yellow and black attack could not be undone.
Today, I come to you with a new brand of porn. Long awaiting my niche, this pornography will universally target me as an innovator and genius. I am creating Christian porn. You can laugh and say that it just can't be done, but that is my next big project - which has already been shot. You will absolutely read about it on every gossip site imaginable. It's not about cliche's or being sacreligious and having nuns fuck priests, but having more adventurous Christian couples making love passionately. Beautiful lighting, great BTS. I think it could be the bridge or olive branch that the adult industry has been looking for.
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#248153 - 05/30/07 08:17 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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#248155 - 05/30/07 08:34 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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You don't work in porn.
Willie... I have a well established porn career. I am in what we insiders call "the business". You spend all day in front of a computer dreaming to be me. Here is my proposal. I will invite you to one of my sets. We can set up a jack off booth for you like what you have available to you in The Castle Botique. There you can cum on the walls and sit in it. To make you feel at home, we can even have Brandon or Kurt wank off before you even get there. I think where their careers are going, I can hire them on the cheap.
So that is my proposal. All you have to do is tell me where to send the plane ticket.
Your IP is from Arizona, I wouldn't need a plane ticket.
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#248158 - 05/30/07 09:05 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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If we can shoot Spanish Inquisiton style where Darth gets burned at the stake count me in.
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#248160 - 05/30/07 09:32 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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You don't work in porn.
Damn Willie, nothing gets past you.
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#248165 - 05/30/07 10:24 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Big Moose... I might have a place for you in my company.
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#248167 - 05/30/07 11:08 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Christianity is by itself a very diverse and sectored religion, to which branch would this porn be targeted? Perhaps you'll simply go for the wildly popular noveau riche mega-evangelical places with the Jumbotrons and rock bands? Chances are Stryper is working that circuit as we speak.
To Hellllll with the Devillllll!
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#248171 - 05/31/07 05:45 AM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
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tentatively, i am excited. but i won't sell out my beliefs, and i won't work with women who used to be men, unless they don't really look like men and/or make me feel like a big man. either way, i'm not taking it in the butt. know that beforehand.
Don't hold your breath, ace... he's no more an insider than you are. However, he is starting to grow on me... kind of like a fungus, or a tumor. Darth old boy, you sure know how to attract attention, and to that, I tip my hat.
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#248172 - 05/31/07 06:22 AM
Re: Christian Porn
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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lol....yea darth you actually had me laughing here...i do however wonder wich alt id you are...could he possibly be someone in the indistries annoying little gilbert godfried personna...hrm...i wonder...
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#248173 - 05/31/07 10:48 AM
Re: Christian Porn
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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What about those Christians that speak in tongues????
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#248177 - 05/31/07 12:43 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
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What about those Christians that speak in tongues????
Pentecostals right?? I think it's only considered speaking in tongues if there is someone that can also understand it. Otherwise you could just be an attention whore. This is a great idea for a threesome.
Or you could go the extra mile, film the scene in an actual church during an actual service. Maybe an orgy? Have they buried Falwell yet? You could stand him up in the pulpit, how about it Darth can I be vice president of your imaginary porn company?
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#248178 - 05/31/07 01:54 PM
Re: Christian Porn
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
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Hey, the Old Testament has many portrayals of pedophilia, prostitution, 3-ways and incest. And the Catholic Church has long condoned pedophilia and homosexual acts between church leaders and their parishoners.
So get in line......you'll have to come up with better stuff than what exists already.
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