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I think "killing with kindness" might be a more efficacious method of driving you off the board...


If you are a indeed a woman and you are as attractive as your Roy Lichtenstein might suggest (is it a fake one or an original?) then I let you be the one who will "be killing me softly"....


"When did you start on the hormones?" - Long enough ago to have all sorts of pleasant sensations.

"Got any beauty tips you'd like to share with the rest of us girls?" - Don't let Luke Ford take pictures of you, unless Holly did set up the shot first.

"Do you ever plan on having gender reassignment surgery?" - Not at this time, but maybe in the future, who knows?

"Have you ever slept with Jonathan Ames?" - No, and I haven't even read one of his books.

"What are your hobbies?" - Feeling important online. Dreaming about beautiful women.



Would you like a cigarette?