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if you don't like don knotts i have frankenstein on a bigwheel, a sacred hamburger, a nightmare before christmas sleeve complete with boo from monsters inc, a kids story about a girl and her hippo mr biscuits piece, a heart with 2 crossed revolvers, audrey hepburn, tank girl, and a tat of my buddys kids show pancake mountain oh yeah and the black label never forget elephant..and sons birthdate and name on fingers..maybe you'd like one of those better than the greatest law enforcing deputy of all time mr barney fife

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Holy crap, it's The Illustrated Man! Some of those sound pretty cool... I'm particulary curious about the Frankenstein on a big wheel.

Note: I don't dislike Don Knotts, I just figured his days were numbered. I also had Andy Griffith, so when I logged on that morning, and saw a pic of the two of them as a headline, I thought I got a 2 for 1 deal.