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#24802 - 05/06/04 04:56 PM Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Registered: 12/29/03
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Just wanted to say that this fuckehead Tony Sexton is giving us Aussies a bad name. We're not all like that, and I think he's a complete fucking loser. If he ever gets back here I'll have the croc hunter fist his ass....

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#24803 - 05/06/04 04:59 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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"He was living there for free," said Skeeter. "Spending Max's money, eating his food. Max got him a cellphone and a pager and paid for his tests. Tony drove Max's Suburban and still complained that life wasn't good enough.




Is this guy fucked in the head? What a dream job. If anyone wants to offer me a similar deal let me know
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#24804 - 05/06/04 05:37 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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of course he doesn't... Crocodile Dundee does.

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#24805 - 05/06/04 06:11 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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#24806 - 05/06/04 11:51 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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You're all so fucken funny you ought to be on radio
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#24807 - 05/07/04 06:44 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Does Fosters represent all beers down there? Don't get me wrong I like Fosters, but what else do they quaff down under?
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#24808 - 05/07/04 06:57 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Is it true that all Dingoes eat babies?
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#24809 - 05/07/04 10:50 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Does Fosters represent all beers down there? Don't get me wrong I like Fosters, but what else do they quaff down under?




Fosters is the worst beer ever concocted, and beleive it or not it is quite hard to find in Australia. The onyl reason we keep making it is to export it to teh US and UK where you people guzzle it like theres no tomorrow....

We get all the standard imported stuff here, but among aussie made favorites are VB (Victoria Bitter), Crown Lager, Carlton Cold and for Queenslanders, XXXX (Fourex)
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#24810 - 05/07/04 10:55 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Is it true that all Dingoes eat babies?




Its a matter of common sense. If you're stupid enough to go camping where dingos roam wild and leave your tent open, then they might take the kid....but attacks by dingos in oz are rare contrary to popular belief.

Jeff the case you're talking about was never proven, those parents went to jail for murdering their kid and blaming it on a dingo attack.
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#24811 - 05/07/04 05:28 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Do all Australians refer to Americans as Seppos? And if so why?
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#24812 - 05/07/04 07:58 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Do all Australians refer to Americans as Seppos? And if so why?




The more common term is yanks, but seppos gets used a bit too. It comes from the term 'Septic Tank' which rhymes with 'Yank'

I'm sure you americans have nicknames for us to, come on out with them.....
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#24813 - 05/07/04 09:05 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Uh, no, actually we don't have any terms for Aussies (except Aussie). All of my stereotypes of Australians come from either Crocodile Dundee or the Bruce's sketch (IIIIIIImanuel Kant was a real pissant who was very rarely stable....).
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#24814 - 05/07/04 09:26 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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And Steve Irwin.

A lot of astronomers, amateur and pro, are insanely jealous, but you usually just hear jokes about aussies mounting their mirrors upside down.
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#24815 - 05/07/04 10:16 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Crocodile Dundee is a complete has been, and Steve Irwin is a fanatical nutcase......but his zoo in Queensland is pretty awesome I have been to the US before and I found the hospitality really great, most americans I met were very helpful. You guys seem to love our accent
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#24816 - 05/08/04 05:04 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Quote:

Do all Australians refer to Americans as Seppos? And if so why?




The more common term is yanks, but seppos gets used a bit too. It comes from the term 'Septic Tank' which rhymes with 'Yank'

I'm sure you americans have nicknames for us to, come on out with them.....




Thanks I have always wondered if Aussies thoght that most Americans had septic tanks instead of sewers which I find to be untrue. But you say it is because it rymes with Yank, Thanks for giving me the scoop. I must be watching too many surfing movies to now that term (seppos) anyway.
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#24817 - 05/08/04 09:07 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Just wanted to say that this fuckehead Tony Sexton is giving us Aussies a bad name. We're not all like that, and I think he's a complete fucking loser. If he ever gets back here I'll have the croc hunter fist his ass....




Then name us at least ten good Aussies to represent your country. But you CAN´T name Bon Scott, Angus & Malcolm Young, Paul Hogan, that Croc Hunter fella, Peter Jackson nor the Men At Work guys.

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#24818 - 05/08/04 11:02 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Then name us at least ten good Aussies to represent your country. But you CAN´T name Bon Scott, Angus & Malcolm Young, Paul Hogan, that Croc Hunter fella, Peter Jackson nor the Men At Work guys.




OK:-


Mel Gibson
Hugh Jackman
Nicole Kidman
Eric Bana
Russell Crowe
Darren Hayes (Savage Garden)
Kylie Minogue
Anthony LaPaglia
Simon Baker
Daniel Johns (Silverchair)
Natalie Imbruglia
Olivia Newton-John

Should I keep going.....

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#24819 - 05/08/04 11:08 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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I think Mel Gibson was actually born in Westchester co. New York and then moved to Australia.
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#24820 - 05/08/04 11:15 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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That's right, he was born in Peekskill to be specific, about 50 north of the city.
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#24821 - 05/08/04 11:18 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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All Right Zenman, coming through again with the info. I thought I had that right but began to wonder, Thanks for the specifics. Are you a fan of Mel's or have you been to Peekskill (that's about 25 minutes away from me)?
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#24822 - 05/08/04 11:24 AM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Actually I just happened to have come across it a couple of days ago in the paper. And you know, of course, that our governor was the mayor of Peekskill before he was promoted.
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#24823 - 05/08/04 11:10 PM Re: Sexton Does Not Represent All Aussies
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Registered: 12/29/03
Posts: 538
Loc: Australia
My mistake. Mel touts himself as an Aussie so I just assumed he was born here.....
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