How did you meet? At a BDSM fetish night.
How long have you been together? A decade now.
Does she like porn? Christ yes.
Does she like the porn you watch? Some of it.
What are her hobbies? TV Shows, going to the gym. Adopting little orphans and crushing grown male ego's under her heel.
Do you hit her? Only when she's horny and properly restrained.
Are you in love? Love's barely an inch from murder... so yeah, I guess we're both in love.
Does she wear your letterman jacket? No.
Do you kiss in public? Yes.
Does she know about your secret life as a cyber asshole? Yes, and she's a better cyber asshole than I am.
What nicknames does she call you? None that I'm willing to share on this forum.
Do you cheat on her? No. I'd tell her if I was going to fuck someone. She'd tell me to film it so she could critique it later.
What kind of things do you try to talk her into doing in bed? Letting me quit my job. Getting us a live in slavegirl.
How often does she give in? Not once so far.
Has she ever seen you cry? Yes.
Do you plan to make babies? Yes.
Has she ever read XPT? She finds us boring, so no.
Does she do anal? Yup.