I've been very clear since day one....I am NOT Married (someone will have to get me pregnant first) and I do not have a current girlfriend.....I have MANY girl 'friends' who are, for a price, "girlfriend-esque" ....


I generally dont consider any woman a girlfriend unless I am paying a minimum of 1500 bucks an hour (averaged over a long weekend)....otherwise she is just there to wheel me around, laugh at my jokes, massage my muscular shoulders, enjoy my fucking awesome cooking skills...and when the mood hits me, to drop to her knees, open her mouth and hold still for about 11 minutes and 26 seconds, give or take...:bananamoreinnuendo:


Noted to add: I consider Ceara a "bona fide" girl FRIEND, and I would never in a zillion years ever jerk off into her mouth unless she had some kind of cancer or a note from God saying this was neccessary...she's just too funny and smart and cool to lose over a blast to the mouth, even if she played with it before swallowing....