How did you meet? I stole her from my little brother.
How long have you been together? 6 months.
Does she like porn? Very much.
Does she like the porn you watch? I like gangbangs. She likes the Shane's World College Invasion stuff.
What are her hobbies? Masturbating and smoking.
Do you hit her? Every night.
Are you in love? Very much.
Does she wear your letterman jacket? What's that?
Do you kiss in public? Often.
Does she know about your secret life as a cyber asshole? Yes. I'm an asshole in real life too.
What nicknames does she call you? Usually "Midget", but I keep trying to get her to call me "The Boss".
Do you cheat on her? Only when she's part of the action.
What kind of things do you try to talk her into doing in bed? I'm still trying to get her to let me piss on her.
How often does she give in? Everything so far.
Has she ever seen you cry? Once.
Do you plan to make babies? Not a chance.
Has she ever read XPT? I read it outloud to her when I think I wrote something clever, and she fake-laughs for me.
Does she do anal? Never.