How did you meet? College
How long have you been together? 12 years
Does she like porn? Yup, but the kind she REALLY likes is kinda hard to come by
Does she like the porn you watch? Yup
What are her hobbies? When she's not tied to our bed? Serving me domestically.
Do you hit her? All the time; but only when we are doing a "scene"
Are you in love? Absofuckinglutely
Does she wear your letterman jacket? Nope, but she wears my collar.
Do you kiss in public? Yup
Does she know about your secret life as a cyber asshole? Trick question FTL
What nicknames does she call you? Master, Sir
Do you cheat on her? Nope, never..ever since we've been married, the only other women I've dicked have been in her presence, usually with her participation and ALWAYS of her choosing. She gets off of watching me seduce women at clubs to go home with us, however.....turns her on.
What kind of things do you try to talk her into doing in bed? Nothing anymore, she does what I ask whenever I ask, not always in the bed.
How often does she give in? Always, without question. Wasn't always this way, took awhile to tame her rather stubborn nature.
Has she ever seen you cry? Yup
Do you plan to make babies? Have 2 already
Has she ever read XPT? Yup, thinks it's a cesspool of wankers and washed up porn whores mainly
Does she do anal? Yup