Many of you have insinuated having girlfriends and/or wives, sometimes using endearing nicknames in correlation your username such as Mrs. Conky, the Queen, etc.. I am very curious and skeptical about the existence of a lady who falls for an XPT degenerate. Please answer some or all of my questions and please feel free to include more details than she would approve of. You can consider it karma in retaliation to all the times you've inquired too deeply about a porn whore's emotional demons simply to prolong her strokevalue.

How did you meet? How long have you been together? Does she like porn? Does she like the porn you watch? What are her hobbies? Do you hit her? Are you in love? Does she wear your letterman jacket? Do you kiss in public? Does she know about your secret life as a cyber asshole? What nicknames does she call you? Do you cheat on her? What kind of things do you try to talk her into doing in bed? How often does she give in? Has she ever seen you cry? Do you plan to make babies? Has she ever read XPT? Does she do anal?

Let me know, thanks.