31. Nothing is more erotic than HiDef close-ups of razor burn and zits on genitalia.

32. Kurt Lockwood is STRAIGHT.

33. Dr. Sharon Mitchell has earned and fully deserves her title.

34. Porn producers truly care about the ladies they make their living off.

35. NO porn star has EVER bounced a check.

36. Male talent is important to porn.

37. Sierra Sinn smokes ONLY the non-psychoactive variety of cannabis sativa.

38. Gia Jordan owns stock in McDonalds and exports trans-fats to Africa.

39. Gen Padova has loooooong sexy legs.

40. Bad boob jobs are HOT!!!!!!!!!!!!

41. ADT is the most accurate source of information on the porn industry, and its moderators encourage open debate and frank discussions.

42. Sasha Grey is brilliant!

43. Squirt is actually SQUIRT!!!

44. No whore has EVER faked her death in hope of covering her tracks when leaving the industry.

45. Unprotected sex with untested trannies has NO AIDS risks.