20. Gene Ross gets all the porn news first and never rips it off unattributed.

21. Porn awards ceremonies are not rigged.

22. xxx.com was a great idea that wouldn't have led to censorship.

23. Jenna looks really good now she's dropped all that weight.

24. The adult industry is overflowing with creative genius.

25. Whores don't lie about something as serious as cancer.

26. Ryan Knox really enjoyed his reverse bukkake.

27. Porn performers never self-medicate to mask the symptoms of STDs.

28. The reason so few porn chicks post here is because we're mean to them, not because we confront them with their lies.

29. Nothing helps a DVD sell better than putting the male performer front and center.

30. A whore can never have too much plastic surgery.