I bought a player without video capability so I wouldn't have the urge to put porn on it. Knowing my luck, I'd leave it sitting in a completely inappropriate place to in front of a really nosy person who would just have to pick it up and see what's on it.

Explaining why there is music on it by a band called "The Queers" is hard enough. I could only imagine having to explain what the hell Gag Factor is to someone like that.