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#247851 - 05/29/07 01:27 PM wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball tix
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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let it be noted that i'm a red sox fan and do not hate julian tavarez, but he is THE UGLIEST MAN EVER AND SKELETOR! desperate times call for desperate measures-story here
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#247852 - 05/29/07 01:28 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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#247853 - 05/29/07 01:30 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 11/04/06
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when you compare him to her regular squeeze, is he really so bad?
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#247854 - 05/29/07 01:31 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
shocking, just shocking
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#247855 - 05/29/07 01:32 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i'm sorry, but this is the dollar-store version of indecent proposal.

the characters are all ugly, and instead of a million dollars to fuck robert redford it's 4-7 baseball tickets to fuck the ugliest man ever and PAY him 1000 dollars to do it.
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#247856 - 05/29/07 01:33 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Ugly or not, he is a pro ball player, I bet he can do waaayyyy better than Tyler Faith.

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#247857 - 05/29/07 01:35 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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of course. he has money and people recognize him. tyler faith is poor, desperate and manfaced.
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#247858 - 05/29/07 01:38 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 04/25/07
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#247859 - 05/29/07 02:50 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
your jew redsoxs saved my weekend when i had the under at 11.5 on sunday, when they gave up a run in the 9th i almost threw my laptop out the window but the jap closer saved the day for me

fucking minus 140 on the juice if they blew that i would of never watched the al ever again

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#247860 - 05/29/07 03:04 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball tix
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Randy Johnson is Julian Tavarez type ugly but he's like 8 feet tall which only adds to his freak factor. And when he signed with the Yankees he attacked a cameraman in NYC for following him on the street. Freakishly tall and ugly with a violent nature vs. Tyler Faith, let's make it happen.
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#247861 - 05/29/07 03:16 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'll buy the hedge-trimmer for randy to anally-abuse her. freakishly-tall ugly men raping tyler faith without quality outdoor power equipment would just be sad.
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#247862 - 05/29/07 03:18 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
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jamison you are out of control

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#247863 - 05/29/07 04:23 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Have to dispute the ugliest man ever barb. Did James forget about Willie E.T. McGee?
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#247864 - 05/29/07 05:31 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 01/25/06
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i'll buy the hedge-trimmer for randy to anally-abuse her. freakishly-tall ugly men raping tyler faith without quality outdoor power equipment would just be sad.




DAAAAAAMMMMMNNNNN!! If I didn't have a new sig already, I'd snatch that up without delay.
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#247865 - 05/29/07 07:44 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball tix
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
As if a red sox player is gonna add that $800 to his near billion and throw away everything he's worked towards his entire life just to be in some porn scene.
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#247866 - 05/29/07 11:01 PM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Loc: The Dirty: 480
Why you gotta bag on my man Otis?

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Tavarez is a cancer, though I can't say I blame him for having a chip on his shoulder with a mug like that.
Can't say I've heard of the Red Sox, do they play over in that fake league?

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#247867 - 05/30/07 02:42 AM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
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Can't say I've heard of the Red Sox, do they play over in that fake league?



That fake league with the designated hitter?
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#247868 - 05/30/07 04:56 AM Re: wankus whores wife to ugly man for baseball ti
redish Offline
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Registered: 06/27/06
Posts: 323
Loc: Back in Gia's camera case
The double-switch has completely different meaning in that other league, especially in the BoSox and Yankee locker rooms.
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