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#247771 - 06/01/07 06:45 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
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conky you should fight this guy at his next pj party.
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#247776 - 06/02/07 02:19 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
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You're a fucking idiot, "Donnie".
learn to speel my name before you make yourself look like a fool you asshole
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#247778 - 06/02/07 06:46 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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Thank you Donnie! Your self-immolation in this thread really made my day.
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#247781 - 06/02/07 07:48 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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i didn't think it possible, but i think we've finally found male "talent" more irritating and idiotic than lockwood.
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#247783 - 06/02/07 09:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!
Why? Are you going to try and assault him like you did Lana Croft? Tell us all about beating up women, 'cause I'm pretty sure you couldn't beat a drum.
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#247784 - 06/02/07 09:48 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
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next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!
Why? Are you going to try and assault him like you did Lana Croft? Tell us all about beating up women, 'cause I'm pretty sure you couldn't beat a drum.
<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1180801625Willie D"> <p>Whose "Fists of Fury" reign supreme in porndom? <input type="radio" name="option" value="1" />Donny "I Can't Spell" Long <input type="radio" name="option" value="2" />Steve "Don Keypuncher" French <input type="radio" name="option" value="3" />Chico "Tappin' Fuckin' Whores" Travieso <input type="radio" name="option" value="4" />Mon* (RIP) <INPUT TYPE=Submit NAME=Submit VALUE="Submit vote" class="buttons"></form>
DonnaLong
Sure since dumb fucks like you keep beleaving that some bumb stupid worthless money hungy backstabing using drug abusing whore lies to the cops so there there for I am guilty then sure yea I should have put her head though a fucking wall and next time I just might. she sure would have deserved it!!!!!!!
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#247785 - 06/02/07 09:53 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
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There seems something kinda gay about a grown man who still calls himself Donny, dontcha think?
hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!
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#247786 - 06/02/07 09:58 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
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Donny, we're clearly having communication issues here. Okay, how's this: you were right. There really are around 500,000 web sites globally which discuss you and your porn.
You win. I concede total defeat and was totally wrong.
you just dont get it smart ass I never said that either. Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement. Like I said your a asshole for making this thread and trying to turn around what I said. But if you want to be a fucking asshole and not admit that and delete this thread what comes around goes around!
Edited by donny long (06/02/07 10:01 AM)
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#247788 - 06/02/07 10:06 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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There seems something kinda gay about a grown man who still calls himself Donny, dontcha think?
hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!
I don't know what's funnier...the fact Donny is clearly too dumb to cotton on to poster rank titles, or the fact that Wankus might cop a beating because of something Handful posted.
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#247790 - 06/02/07 10:19 AM
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Sure since dumb fucks like you keep beleaving that some bumb stupid worthless money hungy backstabing using drug abusing whore lies to the cops so there there for I am guilty then sure yea I should have put her head though a fucking wall and next time I just might. she sure would have deserved it!!!!!!!
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hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!
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you just dont get it smart ass I never said that either. Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement. Like I said your a asshole for making this thread and trying to turn around what I said. But if you want to be a fucking asshole and not admit that and delete this thread what comes around goes around!
Now THAT's entertainment. Donny, please, don't stop. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.
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#247794 - 06/02/07 11:34 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/06
Posts: 156
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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement.
Donny. Let's do this right. I never once called you a "lier" or a liar. I said you were deluded.
Bottom line, Gene Ross reported [and fuck knows how many times I've pased it in this thread] that if you enter your name into Google it returns 500,000 hits. That's exactly what Gene wrote. No mention of adding 'porn' to it.
It didn't.
You added the word "porn" on to your name and came up with 500,000 hits. Then you hit this thread and start calling me a liar.
Maybe you said to Gene "enter Donny Long porn into Google" and he chose not to accurately report that. If that's the case, then hey, take it up with Gene for getting it wrong, not me for accurately interpreting the words he actually wrote. But do you really think that those pages are about you? Try it yourself and then tell me if the final result on page one of your search is all about Donnie Rumsfeld or you.
Doing a proper Exact Phrase search on your name brings up the number of pages on which you, the Donny Long is actually mentioned.
And why would I say all this to your face if it meant I stopped getting invites to your shindigs? That would be crazy.
You got that right no more invites unless you delete this thread! You made a thread titled Donny long’s "delusion of relevance" and tryed to make me look like a lier.You tried to make it look like I had less results from what I said. And if you take what genne ross wrote and do it just Donny long in Google it comes up with 1,290,000 a lot more than 500,000 .point is its not a matter of if those people in the results are me or not. Its matter of I made a true statement and you twisted it and turned it and tried to call me a liar and make me look bad. Well guess what you can delete this or go fuck yourself simple.
I am done
Edited by donny long (06/02/07 11:39 AM)
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#247795 - 06/02/07 11:45 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
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If you enter the search Donny Long without quotes you are either:
1. Dellusional if you think they reffer to you, or even worse,
2. Misleading people to make it look like they all reffer to you.
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#247796 - 06/02/07 11:47 AM
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You made a thread titled Donny long’s "delusion of relevance" and tryed to make me look like a lier.
Oh, man he did it again. Donny, will you be in New York any time soon? I'd love to have you entertain at a party I'm throwing.
Edited by Jim B. (06/02/07 11:48 AM)
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#247797 - 06/02/07 12:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement.
Donny. Let's do this right. I never once called you a "lier" or a liar. I said you were deluded.
Bottom line, Gene Ross reported [and fuck knows how many times I've pased it in this thread] that if you enter your name into Google it returns 500,000 hits. That's exactly what Gene wrote. No mention of adding 'porn' to it.
It didn't.
You added the word "porn" on to your name and came up with 500,000 hits. Then you hit this thread and start calling me a liar.
Maybe you said to Gene "enter Donny Long porn into Google" and he chose not to accurately report that. If that's the case, then hey, take it up with Gene for getting it wrong, not me for accurately interpreting the words he actually wrote. But do you really think that those pages are about you? Try it yourself and then tell me if the final result on page one of your search is all about Donnie Rumsfeld or you.
Doing a proper Exact Phrase search on your name brings up the number of pages on which you, the Donny Long is actually mentioned.
And why would I say all this to your face if it meant I stopped getting invites to your shindigs? That would be crazy.
You got that right no more invites unless you delete this thread! You made a thread titled Donny long’s "delusion of relevance" and tryed to make me look like a lier.You tried to make it look like I had less results from what I said. And if you take what genne ross wrote and do it just Donny long in Google it comes up with 1,290,000 a lot more than 500,000 .point is its not a matter of if those people in the results are me or not. Its matter of I made a true statement and you twisted it and turned it and tried to call me a liar and make me look bad. Well guess what you can delete this or go fuck yourself simple. I am done
Donny, the simple fact is: being so lonely you have to Google your own name to sort out your relevance in the porn business...it's just really sad.
And for God's sake, learn to write. Maybe you and Eon McKai can redo grade skool "Billy Madison"-style.
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#247799 - 06/02/07 01:18 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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Who the hell is Donny Long, anyway? Fuck it, I don't really care.
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#247800 - 06/02/07 01:27 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Donny, the saddest part of this whole thing is that you've made yourself look really, really dumb by trying to prove that there are half a million web pages about you.
There. Are. Not.
I didn't lie, I didn't even call you a liar. There are enough attorneys on this forum who can argue whether I "tryed to make you look like a lier" or whether I actually achieved what I set out to do: prove that you are not 500,000 web hit relevant.
And I love this bit where you wrote:
"point is its not a matter of if those people in the results are me or not."
Donny, that's entirely the fucking point! Why bother mentioning it to Gene otherwise? It's like telling him if he enters 'Microsoft' into Google you get 702,000,000 [which you do].
So you basically could have just said to Gene, "yeah the two words in my name show up on the Internet a lot." Donny, do you know what the word "imply" means? By telling Gene that if he entered your name into Google, he'd find 500,000 hits, you were "implying" that those referred to you.
I'm happy that we're all in agreement that there aren't. Now, when's this next party of yours? Are you really going monthly? The last one was a blast, but I'm sorry about raiding your refrigerator like that.
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#247801 - 06/02/07 01:30 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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i didn't think it possible, but i think we've finally found male "talent" more irritating and idiotic than lockwood.
On a lonely night with a bright full moon - Donny Long came out of his cave, grunted at the strange light shining down on him and wondered what it would be like to have opposable thumbs.
Oh, to have the gift of prehensility... What could he do! Who could he be!
But alas! He suddenly started at the sight of his own shadow and became so afraid that he ran away, stricken by panic, and fell off a ledge...
Rest In Pieces, Donny!
Oogaaahhh, oogaaahhh...
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#247803 - 06/02/07 01:35 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Yo, King! Can I borrow your crown, dude?
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#247805 - 06/02/07 01:43 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/26/06
Posts: 100
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Archie: "Awww. Dukie Wookie hurt his wittle hand." Duke: "Fuck you, Archie. Just for that you're not in the gang anymore."
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#247806 - 06/02/07 01:45 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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First off I didn’t tell that to gene. Second I did not imply anything of the sort we were talking about what fans would do if they were to look for me and what comes up. and what I said is true and fact. You are not invited to any of my parties at this point and yes I will be doing them every month and have one coming up in about a week. I could really care less about this stupid board that no one reads and you’re an asshole for trying to turn around what I said and that is fact also. You can delete this post or you can have an enemy. I am done arguing with nonsense.
If you couldn't care less, you wouldn't have thrown such a neverending hissy fit.
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#247807 - 06/02/07 01:46 PM
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I am done arguing with nonsense.
Good. Then maybe you'll try arguing with logic, clarity, diction, and spelling.
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#247808 - 06/02/07 01:46 PM
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Sex Slave Trader
Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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I never thought it possible that anyone could be dumber than Kunt Lackwood. But, this donny long clown has him beat 10 fold.
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#247810 - 06/02/07 01:49 PM
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I was going to post an "Idiot of the Week" Poll, between Donny, Brandon Lee Dumbfuck and Slinesline. But every time I try to post it, Donny opens his mouth and blows away the competion. No Contest: Donny Long is XPT's Idiot of the Week by Default.
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#247812 - 06/02/07 01:55 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Donny, this isn't ADT. Threads don't just get deleted just because someone disagrees with something.
If Gene has misrepresented you--and from what you say, it seems like he did--then you need to speak to him about it.
It's absolutely disgusting that he's going around writing stuff about you like that, giving people totally the wrong impression and you have my sympathies at this outrageous slur on you.
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#247813 - 06/02/07 02:33 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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You can delete this post or you can have an enemy. I am done arguing with nonsense.
You're done? You're still rummaging around the XPT backwaters an hour later. I bet you a used Jack Lawrence strapon you'll respond again.
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#247817 - 06/02/07 03:21 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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This is all very unfair on Donny. He's throws a great party and Gene Ross has caused all this unnecessary upset for him. I can understand him wanting to punch Gene's lights out over this.
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#247818 - 06/02/07 07:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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This thread caused me to google myself and through that I found a picture of Chaim Amalek. Thank you Donnie, you worthless piece of feces, for this assist. (Chaim's in the background in a blue striped shirt)
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#247820 - 06/02/07 11:41 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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I think it's pretty clear that Donny has no fucking clue how internet search engines work.
I think a better summation would have been made if you had put the period after clue and then submitted the post.
Well, I like adding qualifiers to give people an out. Or more rope to hang themselves with. Whichever's more entertaining.
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