Donny, the saddest part of this whole thing is that you've made yourself look really, really dumb by trying to prove that there are half a million web pages about you.

There. Are. Not.

I didn't lie, I didn't even call you a liar. There are enough attorneys on this forum who can argue whether I "tryed to make you look like a lier" or whether I actually achieved what I set out to do: prove that you are not 500,000 web hit relevant.

And I love this bit where you wrote:

"point is its not a matter of if those people in the results are me or not."

Donny, that's entirely the fucking point! Why bother mentioning it to Gene otherwise? It's like telling him if he enters 'Microsoft' into Google you get 702,000,000 [which you do].

So you basically could have just said to Gene, "yeah the two words in my name show up on the Internet a lot." Donny, do you know what the word "imply" means? By telling Gene that if he entered your name into Google, he'd find 500,000 hits, you were "implying" that those referred to you.

I'm happy that we're all in agreement that there aren't. Now, when's this next party of yours? Are you really going monthly? The last one was a blast, but I'm sorry about raiding your refrigerator like that.