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#247721 - 05/29/07 11:31 AM
Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Porn Jesus
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Donny was on PrimeTimeUncensored Monday, and Gene 'Keeper of Truths' Ross was there to document the event.
Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."
Not true. I decided to do a Google 'exact phrase' search. Interesting results....
For the sake of balance:
So clearly Donny's beating ChristianXXX down, but it's interesting to compare with our other favorite swordsmen here at XPT.
Why did I do this? Because I was fucking bored, that's why.
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#247722 - 05/29/07 12:15 PM
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weird thing from the donny long search this was like #20 "king of tummy rubs" ha!
did you know you can buy a maxx diesel fridge magnet?
Edited by jamesn (05/29/07 12:16 PM)
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#247723 - 05/29/07 12:22 PM
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#247724 - 05/29/07 12:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?
if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.
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#247725 - 05/29/07 12:28 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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I decided to do a Google search on my own. Interesting results.... I hope this will also help to put things into perspective:
Results 1 - 10 of about 31,500 for jamesn (0.13 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 392,000 for conky (0.12 seconds)
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#247728 - 05/29/07 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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weird vanessa. seems you're irrelevant as ever. Your search - "tranny faggot with aids" - did not match any documents.
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#247729 - 05/29/07 12:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I think Baby G took it in Vegas this year. Legend has it that this is indeed Swami. He looks very, very seedy and in need of a long bath.
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#247732 - 05/29/07 12:41 PM
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Porn Jesus
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Anyone got any nachos?
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#247734 - 05/29/07 12:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
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How did we get from Donny Long to swami? I just love the way threads meander in this place.
Vanessa what's it like to be an ugly man who wants desperately to be an even uglier woman? Since you're in the mood to cut off your ugly man parts, why don't you move on up to your head. Without it you're much more likely to pass as female.
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#247735 - 05/29/07 01:15 PM
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#247737 - 05/29/07 01:27 PM
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Cool, is that what your parents did to your bedroom when you told them your little secret? Since you are dead to everyone you once knew why not go the extra mile and be dead for real? Fill your mangina with gasoline, plug it with a tampon, light the string and jump from a 10 story building. It could be your greatest achievement, the first living molotov cocktail. If you want to describe being a tranny as being alive.
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#247739 - 05/29/07 06:08 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey christian, how's it going man? good to have you back.
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#247740 - 05/29/07 06:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have a Cytherea watch. She gave them out as party favors at her birthday party when I first got in the industry. No idea if it's water resistant. It's a picture of her face and it's on a black pleather band. I still have it just because it's so random.
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#247741 - 05/29/07 07:26 PM
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Porn Jesus
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hey gia. satoshi @ liquid room tokyo. 2002. darker than fuck, proper ketamine music, find it.
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#247742 - 05/29/07 08:03 PM
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Porn Jesus
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I have a Cytherea watch.... It's a picture of her face and it's on a black pleather band.
Oh, yeah.
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#247743 - 05/29/07 08:42 PM
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hey gia. satoshi @ liquid room tokyo. 2002. darker than fuck, proper ketamine music, find it.
i heard satoshi at the winter music conference a couple of years ago. fucking fantastic set.
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#247744 - 05/29/07 08:47 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
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hey vanessa is this you??
Who is this? She looks pretty good in this picture. Link?
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#247745 - 05/29/07 08:53 PM
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Porn Jesus
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satoshi died after his nubreed and his saw:undulation. well, he died because john afrosheen digweed tired of him, but love in traffic is classic.
anyhow. if you want a nipponese guy Osamu M. took 5his place in 2005
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#247747 - 05/31/07 04:30 AM
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?
You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.
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#247748 - 05/31/07 05:45 AM
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#247750 - 05/31/07 10:03 AM
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1180466578Conky"> <p>The best deterrent against obesity?
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#247751 - 05/31/07 10:05 AM
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Doesn't it come with a matching gag?
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#247752 - 05/31/07 11:19 AM
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I hit Google again, Donny, for your benefit. Looky what I found! A t-shirt just for you. No, I'm not making it up. It's only 25 bucks. Let me know how short you are and we'll pass the hat.
'The Big Lebowski' rocked...how neither Goodman nor Turturro got Best Supporting Actor is beyond me.
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#247753 - 05/31/07 07:45 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?
You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.
typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is! "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again google donny long porn christian xxx porn 1,330,000
donny long porn 472,000
nick manning porn 403,000
grant michaels porn 302,000
kurt lockwood porn 159,000
maxx diesel porn 141,000
your a moron
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#247758 - 05/31/07 08:39 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
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Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links
donny long porn
472,000
Did I miss the memo where we accepted 472,000 as "at least" 500,000 or are we using a new math system I'm not familiar with. Donny is it true that all the girls you turn out are forced to use "Long" as their porn surname or they suffer the effects of a strong pimp hand?
Yeah, the memo and the math classes. If you round off the figure to the nearest hundred thousand, 472,000 is closer to 500,000.
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#247760 - 06/01/07 05:53 AM
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?
You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.
typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is! "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again google donny long porn christian xxx porn 1,330,000
donny long porn 472,000
nick manning porn 403,000
grant michaels porn 302,000
kurt lockwood porn 159,000
maxx diesel porn 141,000
your a moron
Donald, let's not turn this into a cheap name-calling gig. That's beneath you. Let's look again at the facts. I quoted the following from Gene Ross:
"Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."
That's the important bit right there: your name, just your name, no extra words thrown in. And the two words that make up your name "Donny Long", returned those hits. At no point in Gene's text does it say enter "Donny Long Porn" into Google. Just your name. Maybe you should change your name to Donny Long Porn and Google "Donny Long Porn Porn".
It get you an extra 6,000 hits.
Of course, if all you male stars have suddenly all changed your names to Donny Long Porn, ChristianXXX Porn and Kurt Lockwood Porn, then I'm way out of line and you were right all along and we'll talk about something else. Is it true you've spent time in the slammer, Donny?
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#247761 - 06/01/07 09:49 AM
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?
You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.
typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is! "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again google donny long porn christian xxx porn 1,330,000
donny long porn 472,000
nick manning porn 403,000
grant michaels porn 302,000
kurt lockwood porn 159,000
maxx diesel porn 141,000
your a moron
Donald, let's not turn this into a cheap name-calling gig. That's beneath you. Let's look again at the facts. I quoted the following from Gene Ross:
"Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."
That's the important bit right there: your name, just your name, no extra words thrown in. And the two words that make up your name "Donny Long", returned those hits. At no point in Gene's text does it say enter "Donny Long Porn" into Google. Just your name. Maybe you should change your name to Donny Long Porn and Google "Donny Long Porn Porn".
It get you an extra 6,000 hits.
Of course, if all you male stars have suddenly all changed your names to Donny Long Porn, ChristianXXX Porn and Kurt Lockwood Porn, then I'm way out of line and you were right all along and we'll talk about something else. Is it true you've spent time in the slammer, Donny?
ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu
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#247762 - 06/01/07 09:54 AM
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Porn Jesus
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Dude the spell check is free, and will always make your argument read so much better. Just saying.
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#247764 - 06/01/07 10:10 AM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/13/06
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You're supposed to put quotation marks around search phrases to make them relevant. So I did and here's how it actually turns out:
christian xxx
26,600
donny long
29,400
nick manning
367,000
Kurt Lockwood
241,000
grant michaels
42,100
If you add "porn" as well, you only get 199 results, vs. 659 for Kurt and 1,520 for Nick. And anyway, Donny, you share a name with about ten thousand chinese chicken feed salesmen, so it's doubtful that a majority of these results link directly to you. You still did better than Christian though, so congratulations.
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#247765 - 06/01/07 01:06 PM
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Porn Jesus
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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu
Donny, while I respect your need for publicity, this is getting real tired. The images I posted are screen grabs. When you do a Google search for someone's name, you do an Exact Phrase search to weed out the crap [the shortcut is to put it in quote marks like "Donny Long" so the software understands it's a name and not just a string of words], otherwise I'd end up with hits for Donny Osmond, Long John Silver, Huey Long .... you get the picture. I'm not making it up, Donny, you can try it for yourself.
So in reality, your actual name returns the number of hits I posted. The words 'Donny' and 'Long' combined as random words pull up far higher numbers. Even more if you decide to add the word 'porn' on the end like you did.
The math doesn't lie, Donny, and neither did I. It's not my fault you don't know how to use a search engine properly.
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#247769 - 06/01/07 06:38 PM
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Bukkake Boy
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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu
Oh, Donny...how do I put this nicely? Ah, yes. You are a male in porn. At best, you are a prop. At worst, you are a distraction.
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