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#247721 - 05/29/07 11:31 AM Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Donny was on PrimeTimeUncensored Monday, and Gene 'Keeper of Truths' Ross was there to document the event.

Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."

Not true. I decided to do a Google 'exact phrase' search. Interesting results....











For the sake of balance:



So clearly Donny's beating ChristianXXX down, but it's interesting to compare with our other favorite swordsmen here at XPT.

Why did I do this? Because I was fucking bored, that's why.


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#247722 - 05/29/07 12:15 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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weird thing from the donny long search this was like #20 "king of tummy rubs" ha!

did you know you can buy a maxx diesel fridge magnet?


Edited by jamesn (05/29/07 12:16 PM)
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#247723 - 05/29/07 12:22 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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#247724 - 05/29/07 12:25 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?

if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.
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#247725 - 05/29/07 12:28 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I decided to do a Google search on my own. Interesting results.... I hope this will also help to put things into perspective:

Results 1 - 10 of about 31,500 for jamesn (0.13 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 392,000 for conky (0.12 seconds)

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#247726 - 05/29/07 12:30 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?

if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.






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#247727 - 05/29/07 12:31 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
jamesn Offline
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is that REALLY CHRIS O'CONNOR? when/where was this found?
Quote:

Quote:

do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?

if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.







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#247728 - 05/29/07 12:34 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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weird vanessa. seems you're irrelevant as ever.
Your search - "tranny faggot with aids" - did not match any documents.
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#247729 - 05/29/07 12:34 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I think Baby G took it in Vegas this year. Legend has it that this is indeed Swami. He looks very, very seedy and in need of a long bath.
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#247730 - 05/29/07 12:35 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

I think Baby G took it in Vegas this year. Legend has it that this is indeed Swami. He looks very, very seedy and in need of a long bath.




in hydrogen peroxide. then fire. then bleach. then more fire. then one of them german "de-lousing" chambers.
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#247731 - 05/29/07 12:40 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

I decided to do a Google search on my own. Interesting results.... I hope this will also help to put things into perspective:

Results 1 - 10 of about 31,500 for jamesn (0.13 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 392,000 for conky (0.12 seconds)




yea well i did a google search on the discusting std ridden tranny known as vanessa and it gave me this picture explaining this is what its penis looked liked after it decided to get it turned into a open wound for desperate men to stick the snotty end of thier fuck sticks in...





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#247732 - 05/29/07 12:41 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Anyone got any nachos?
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#247733 - 05/29/07 12:43 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Anyone got any nachos?




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Edited by jamesn (05/29/07 12:47 PM)
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#247734 - 05/29/07 12:48 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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How did we get from Donny Long to swami? I just love the way threads meander in this place.


Vanessa what's it like to be an ugly man who wants desperately to be an even uglier woman? Since you're in the mood to cut off your ugly man parts, why don't you move on up to your head. Without it you're much more likely to pass as female.

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#247735 - 05/29/07 01:15 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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#247736 - 05/29/07 01:21 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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hey vanessa is this you??




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#247737 - 05/29/07 01:27 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Cool, is that what your parents did to your bedroom when you told them your little secret? Since you are dead to everyone you once knew why not go the extra mile and be dead for real? Fill your mangina with gasoline, plug it with a tampon, light the string and jump from a 10 story building. It could be your greatest achievement, the first living molotov cocktail. If you want to describe being a tranny as being alive.

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#247738 - 05/29/07 06:01 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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wow, a magnet! thats awesome. i should market those on my website. oh wait, i am a MALE performer, i dont have one.

and you would think there would be more results for me b/c of the religious aspect. strange.
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#247739 - 05/29/07 06:08 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
jamesn Offline
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hey christian, how's it going man? good to have you back.
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#247740 - 05/29/07 06:53 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I have a Cytherea watch. She gave them out as party favors at her birthday party when I first got in the industry. No idea if it's water resistant. It's a picture of her face and it's on a black pleather band. I still have it just because it's so random.
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#247741 - 05/29/07 07:26 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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hey gia. satoshi @ liquid room tokyo. 2002. darker than fuck, proper ketamine music, find it.
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#247742 - 05/29/07 08:03 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I have a Cytherea watch.... It's a picture of her face and it's on a black pleather band.



Oh, yeah.

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#247743 - 05/29/07 08:42 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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hey gia. satoshi @ liquid room tokyo. 2002. darker than fuck, proper ketamine music, find it.




i heard satoshi at the winter music conference a couple of years ago. fucking fantastic set.
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#247744 - 05/29/07 08:47 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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hey vanessa is this you??






Who is this? She looks pretty good in this picture. Link?

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#247745 - 05/29/07 08:53 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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satoshi died after his nubreed and his saw:undulation. well, he died because john afrosheen digweed tired of him, but love in traffic is classic.


anyhow. if you want a nipponese guy Osamu M. took 5his place in 2005
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#247746 - 05/31/07 12:28 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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hey conky why dont you listen to what I really said before you write shit about me thats not true!!! what I said was if you google me not exact phase google me!!! most fans just google and I said donny long porn!!!! here are the stats about 500,000 just like I said you moron!!!!
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000


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#247747 - 05/31/07 04:30 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.
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#247748 - 05/31/07 05:45 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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#247749 - 05/31/07 06:05 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I hit Google again, Donny, for your benefit. Looky what I found! A t-shirt just for you. No, I'm not making it up. It's only 25 bucks. Let me know how short you are and we'll pass the hat.




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#247750 - 05/31/07 10:03 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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<FORM METHOD=POST ACTION="http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/dopoll.php"><INPUT TYPE=HIDDEN NAME="pollname" VALUE="1180466578Conky">
<p>The best deterrent against obesity?


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#247751 - 05/31/07 10:05 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Doesn't it come with a matching gag?
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#247752 - 05/31/07 11:19 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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I hit Google again, Donny, for your benefit. Looky what I found! A t-shirt just for you. No, I'm not making it up. It's only 25 bucks. Let me know how short you are and we'll pass the hat.







'The Big Lebowski' rocked...how neither Goodman nor Turturro got Best Supporting Actor is beyond me.

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#247753 - 05/31/07 07:45 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.




typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is!
"Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again
google donny long porn
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000

your a moron
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#247754 - 05/31/07 07:52 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

your a moron





It is advised to use correct spelling for the FULL IMPACT of a "You're a moron" jab to take effect.

Otherwise it backfires, and you prove YOURSELF a moron.
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#247755 - 05/31/07 07:56 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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your a moron




People making simple grammar mistakes while attempting to insulst another's intelligence.

Always funny.
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#247756 - 05/31/07 08:06 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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attempting to insulst another's intelligence.






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#247757 - 05/31/07 08:17 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links


donny long porn
472,000





Did I miss the memo where we accepted 472,000 as "at least" 500,000 or are we using a new math system I'm not familiar with. Donny is it true that all the girls you turn out are forced to use "Long" as their porn surname or they suffer the effects of a strong pimp hand?
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#247758 - 05/31/07 08:39 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

Quote:

Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links


donny long porn
472,000





Did I miss the memo where we accepted 472,000 as "at least" 500,000 or are we using a new math system I'm not familiar with. Donny is it true that all the girls you turn out are forced to use "Long" as their porn surname or they suffer the effects of a strong pimp hand?




Yeah, the memo and the math classes. If you round off the figure to the nearest hundred thousand, 472,000 is closer to 500,000.

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#247759 - 05/31/07 08:58 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Awesome. I like that rounding up technique. I'm going to take my stats and round them to the nearest million. 3 mill suckas.





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#247760 - 06/01/07 05:53 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

Quote:

Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.




typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is!
"Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again
google donny long porn
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000

your a moron




Donald, let's not turn this into a cheap name-calling gig. That's beneath you. Let's look again at the facts. I quoted the following from Gene Ross:

"Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."

That's the important bit right there: your name, just your name, no extra words thrown in. And the two words that make up your name "Donny Long", returned those hits. At no point in Gene's text does it say enter "Donny Long Porn" into Google. Just your name. Maybe you should change your name to Donny Long Porn and Google "Donny Long Porn Porn".

It get you an extra 6,000 hits.

Of course, if all you male stars have suddenly all changed your names to Donny Long Porn, ChristianXXX Porn and Kurt Lockwood Porn, then I'm way out of line and you were right all along and we'll talk about something else. Is it true you've spent time in the slammer, Donny?
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#247761 - 06/01/07 09:49 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.




typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is!
"Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again
google donny long porn
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000

your a moron




Donald, let's not turn this into a cheap name-calling gig. That's beneath you. Let's look again at the facts. I quoted the following from Gene Ross:

"Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."

That's the important bit right there: your name, just your name, no extra words thrown in. And the two words that make up your name "Donny Long", returned those hits. At no point in Gene's text does it say enter "Donny Long Porn" into Google. Just your name. Maybe you should change your name to Donny Long Porn and Google "Donny Long Porn Porn".

It get you an extra 6,000 hits.

Of course, if all you male stars have suddenly all changed your names to Donny Long Porn, ChristianXXX Porn and Kurt Lockwood Porn, then I'm way out of line and you were right all along and we'll talk about something else. Is it true you've spent time in the slammer, Donny?



ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu
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#247762 - 06/01/07 09:54 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Dude the spell check is free, and will always make your argument read so much better. Just saying.

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#247763 - 06/01/07 09:56 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Donny, tell us about the time you got arrested for assaulting Lana Croft.

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#247764 - 06/01/07 10:10 AM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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You're supposed to put quotation marks around search phrases to make them relevant. So I did and here's how it actually turns out:

christian xxx
26,600

donny long
29,400

nick manning
367,000

Kurt Lockwood
241,000

grant michaels
42,100

If you add "porn" as well, you only get 199 results, vs. 659 for Kurt and 1,520 for Nick. And anyway, Donny, you share a name with about ten thousand chinese chicken feed salesmen, so it's doubtful that a majority of these results link directly to you. You still did better than Christian though, so congratulations.

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#247765 - 06/01/07 01:06 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu




Donny, while I respect your need for publicity, this is getting real tired. The images I posted are screen grabs. When you do a Google search for someone's name, you do an Exact Phrase search to weed out the crap [the shortcut is to put it in quote marks like "Donny Long" so the software understands it's a name and not just a string of words], otherwise I'd end up with hits for Donny Osmond, Long John Silver, Huey Long .... you get the picture. I'm not making it up, Donny, you can try it for yourself.

So in reality, your actual name returns the number of hits I posted. The words 'Donny' and 'Long' combined as random words pull up far higher numbers. Even more if you decide to add the word 'porn' on the end like you did.

The math doesn't lie, Donny, and neither did I. It's not my fault you don't know how to use a search engine properly.

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#247766 - 06/01/07 01:16 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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#247767 - 06/01/07 01:21 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Using Donnie's logic, i'm more renowned than any of them.

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Results 1 - 10 of about 2,440,000 for moxie . (0.13 seconds)
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Also more renowned than male "talent":

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Results 1 - 10 of about 385,000 for conky. (0.24 seconds)
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#247768 - 06/01/07 05:03 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Using Donnie's logic, i'm more renowned than any of them.

Quote:

Results 1 - 10 of about 2,440,000 for moxie . (0.13 seconds)
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Also more renowned than male "talent":

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Results 1 - 10 of about 385,000 for conky. (0.24 seconds)
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2,600,000 for "fatman".

So, I'm obviously stealing someone else's "renowned" - since I have none - like Mary Carey did to Mariah.
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#247769 - 06/01/07 06:38 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
Bill Hicks Offline
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Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu




Oh, Donny...how do I put this nicely? Ah, yes. You are a male in porn. At best, you are a prop. At worst, you are a distraction.

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#247770 - 06/01/07 06:42 PM Re: Donny Long's delusions of relevance
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Oh, Donny...how do I put this nicely? Ah, yes. You are a male in porn. At best, you are a prop. At worst, you are a distraction.




All the attention Showtime has given to Ron Jeremy has left them all a bit delusional. They think the stunt-cock matters.
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