You're supposed to put quotation marks around search phrases to make them relevant. So I did and here's how it actually turns out:

christian xxx
26,600

donny long
29,400

nick manning
367,000

Kurt Lockwood
241,000

grant michaels
42,100

If you add "porn" as well, you only get 199 results, vs. 659 for Kurt and 1,520 for Nick. And anyway, Donny, you share a name with about ten thousand chinese chicken feed salesmen, so it's doubtful that a majority of these results link directly to you. You still did better than Christian though, so congratulations.