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do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?

if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.

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do we have a photograph of swami with kimberly kane?

if not, someone just post a picture of kimberly kane, i find her attractive. thanks in advance.

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I think Baby G took it in Vegas this year. Legend has it that this is indeed Swami. He looks very, very seedy and in need of a long bath.

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I decided to do a Google search on my own. Interesting results.... I hope this will also help to put things into perspective:

Results 1 - 10 of about 31,500 for jamesn (0.13 seconds)

Results 1 - 10 of about 392,000 for conky (0.12 seconds)

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yea well i did a google search on the discusting std ridden tranny known as vanessa and it gave me this picture explaining this is what its penis looked liked after it decided to get it turned into a open wound for desperate men to stick the snotty end of thier fuck sticks in...

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Anyone got any nachos?

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I have a Cytherea watch.... It's a picture of her face and it's on a black pleather band.

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hey gia. satoshi @ liquid room tokyo. 2002. darker than fuck, proper ketamine music, find it.

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hey vanessa is this you??

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I hit Google again, Donny, for your benefit. Looky what I found! A t-shirt just for you. No, I'm not making it up. It's only 25 bucks. Let me know how short you are and we'll pass the hat.

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'The Big Lebowski' rocked...how neither Goodman nor Turturro got Best Supporting Actor is beyond me.

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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.

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your a moron

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your a moron

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attempting to insulst another's intelligence.

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Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links


donny long porn
472,000

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Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links


donny long porn
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Did I miss the memo where we accepted 472,000 as "at least" 500,000 or are we using a new math system I'm not familiar with. Donny is it true that all the girls you turn out are forced to use "Long" as their porn surname or they suffer the effects of a strong pimp hand?

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Yeah, the memo and the math classes. If you round off the figure to the nearest hundred thousand, 472,000 is closer to 500,000.

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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.

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typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is!
"Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again
google donny long porn
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000

your a moron

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Hi Donny. Welcome to the board. If you read my post carefully, you'll realize that I quoted exactly what Gene wrote. No margin for error, it was copied and pasted, so any mistake is Gene's and not mine. So who's the moron now, huh?

You get props for being more relevant than Lockwood, but that's about it.

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typical dick head on a board that ran his mouth and got proved wrong and shut down and now cant admit he is wrong and shut his mouth "conky" You claim to have quoted what genne roos said well here it is!
"Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links" And here is the facts again for you again
google donny long porn
christian xxx porn
1,330,000

donny long porn
472,000

nick manning porn
403,000

grant michaels porn
302,000

kurt lockwood porn
159,000

maxx diesel porn
141,000

your a moron

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Donald, let's not turn this into a cheap name-calling gig. That's beneath you. Let's look again at the facts. I quoted the following from Gene Ross:

"Of particular interest was Donny's assertion to Gene that "Long was also saying that a Google search for his name will come up with at least 500,000 links."

That's the important bit right there: your name, just your name, no extra words thrown in. And the two words that make up your name "Donny Long", returned those hits. At no point in Gene's text does it say enter "Donny Long Porn" into Google. Just your name. Maybe you should change your name to Donny Long Porn and Google "Donny Long Porn Porn".

It get you an extra 6,000 hits.

Of course, if all you male stars have suddenly all changed your names to Donny Long Porn, ChristianXXX Porn and Kurt Lockwood Porn, then I'm way out of line and you were right all along and we'll talk about something else. Is it true you've spent time in the slammer, Donny?

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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu

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Results 1 - 10 of about 2,440,000 for moxie . (0.13 seconds)

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Also more renowned than male "talent":

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Results 1 - 10 of about 385,000 for conky. (0.24 seconds)

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Using Donnie's logic, i'm more renowned than any of them.

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Results 1 - 10 of about 2,440,000 for moxie . (0.13 seconds)

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Also more renowned than male "talent":

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Results 1 - 10 of about 385,000 for conky. (0.24 seconds)

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2,600,000 for "fatman".

So, I'm obviously stealing someone else's "renowned" - since I have none - like Mary Carey did to Mariah.

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ok again you are still wrong and should have never made this thread because you are a fool. if what you just said was true that your getting the numbers from what gene ross said I said then donny long on google is 1,310,000 because he never said anything about exsact phase like you brought into this. so again your wrong and turned around what was said to try to make me look like a lier. There was no lie told exsept for coming out of your big mouth here! read the facts and stfu

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Oh, Donny...how do I put this nicely? Ah, yes. You are a male in porn. At best, you are a prop. At worst, you are a distraction.

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i just hate people that can not see when they a fucking wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Again you should have never made a thread like this because thats not what me or genne ross said. what we said is true and I have allready posted it and proved it. your a fucking idiot and need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!! next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!

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Spellcheck. Seriously, use it or the next time I see you I'm going to say it to your face.

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You're a fucking idiot, "Donnie".

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Spellcheck. Seriously, use it or the next time I see you I'm going to say it to your face.

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learn to speel my name before you make yourself look like a fool you asshole

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i just hate people that can not see when they a fucking wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Again you should have never made a thread like this because thats not what me or genne ross said. what we said is true and I have allready posted it and proved it. your a fucking idiot and need to shut the fuck up!!!!!!!!!! next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!

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Nice meltdown asshole, not the best I've seen, but damn it you're trying.

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next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!

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Why? Are you going to try and assault him like you did Lana Croft? Tell us all about beating up women, 'cause I'm pretty sure you couldn't beat a drum.



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next time you want to call me a lier when what I said was true why dont you do it like a man to my face!!!!

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Why? Are you going to try and assault him like you did Lana Croft? Tell us all about beating up women, 'cause I'm pretty sure you couldn't beat a drum.

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Sure since dumb fucks like you keep beleaving that some bumb stupid worthless money hungy backstabing using drug abusing whore lies to the cops so there there for I am guilty then sure yea I should have put her head though a fucking wall and next time I just might. she sure would have deserved it!!!!!!!

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There seems something kinda gay about a grown man who still calls himself Donny, dontcha think?

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hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!

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Donny, we're clearly having communication issues here. Okay, how's this: you were right. There really are around 500,000 web sites globally which discuss you and your porn.



You win. I concede total defeat and was totally wrong.

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you just dont get it smart ass I never said that either. Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement. Like I said your a asshole for making this thread and trying to turn around what I said. But if you want to be a fucking asshole and not admit that and delete this thread what comes around goes around!

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hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!

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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google

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Sure since dumb fucks like you keep beleaving that some bumb stupid worthless money hungy backstabing using drug abusing whore lies to the cops so there there for I am guilty then sure yea I should have put her head though a fucking wall and next time I just might. she sure would have deserved it!!!!!!!

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hey wankus you got some kind of problem with me? if so call me up bro!

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you just dont get it smart ass I never said that either. Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement. Like I said your a asshole for making this thread and trying to turn around what I said. But if you want to be a fucking asshole and not admit that and delete this thread what comes around goes around!

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Now THAT's entertainment. Donny, please, don't stop. I haven't laughed this hard in weeks.

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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement.

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Donny. Let's do this right. I never once called you a "lier" or a liar. I said you were deluded.

Bottom line, Gene Ross reported [and fuck knows how many times I've pased it in this thread] that if you enter your name into Google it returns 500,000 hits. That's exactly what Gene wrote. No mention of adding 'porn' to it.

It didn't.

You added the word "porn" on to your name and came up with 500,000 hits. Then you hit this thread and start calling me a liar.

Maybe you said to Gene "enter Donny Long porn into Google" and he chose not to accurately report that. If that's the case, then hey, take it up with Gene for getting it wrong, not me for accurately interpreting the words he actually wrote. But do you really think that those pages are about you? Try it yourself and then tell me if the final result on page one of your search is all about Donnie Rumsfeld or you.

Doing a proper Exact Phrase search on your name brings up the number of pages on which you, the Donny Long is actually mentioned.

And why would I say all this to your face if it meant I stopped getting invites to your shindigs? That would be crazy.

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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement.

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Donny. Let's do this right. I never once called you a "lier" or a liar. I said you were deluded.

Bottom line, Gene Ross reported [and fuck knows how many times I've pased it in this thread] that if you enter your name into Google it returns 500,000 hits. That's exactly what Gene wrote. No mention of adding 'porn' to it.

It didn't.

You added the word "porn" on to your name and came up with 500,000 hits. Then you hit this thread and start calling me a liar.

Maybe you said to Gene "enter Donny Long porn into Google" and he chose not to accurately report that. If that's the case, then hey, take it up with Gene for getting it wrong, not me for accurately interpreting the words he actually wrote. But do you really think that those pages are about you? Try it yourself and then tell me if the final result on page one of your search is all about Donnie Rumsfeld or you.

Doing a proper Exact Phrase search on your name brings up the number of pages on which you, the Donny Long is actually mentioned.

And why would I say all this to your face if it meant I stopped getting invites to your shindigs? That would be crazy.

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You made a thread titled Donny long’s "delusion of relevance" and tryed to make me look like a lier.

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Why cant you get it what I said was the words "donny long porn" had 500,000 results when you put them in google and Thats all I said, and that is a true statement.

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Donny. Let's do this right. I never once called you a "lier" or a liar. I said you were deluded.

Bottom line, Gene Ross reported [and fuck knows how many times I've pased it in this thread] that if you enter your name into Google it returns 500,000 hits. That's exactly what Gene wrote. No mention of adding 'porn' to it.

It didn't.

You added the word "porn" on to your name and came up with 500,000 hits. Then you hit this thread and start calling me a liar.

Maybe you said to Gene "enter Donny Long porn into Google" and he chose not to accurately report that. If that's the case, then hey, take it up with Gene for getting it wrong, not me for accurately interpreting the words he actually wrote. But do you really think that those pages are about you? Try it yourself and then tell me if the final result on page one of your search is all about Donnie Rumsfeld or you.

Doing a proper Exact Phrase search on your name brings up the number of pages on which you, the Donny Long is actually mentioned.

And why would I say all this to your face if it meant I stopped getting invites to your shindigs? That would be crazy.

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You got that right no more invites unless you delete this thread! You made a thread titled Donny long’s "delusion of relevance" and tryed to make me look like a lier.You tried to make it look like I had less results from what I said. And if you take what genne ross wrote and do it just Donny long in Google it comes up with 1,290,000 a lot more than 500,000 .point is its not a matter of if those people in the results are me or not. Its matter of I made a true statement and you twisted it and turned it and tried to call me a liar and make me look bad. Well guess what you can delete this or go fuck yourself simple.
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learn to speel my name before you make yourself look like a fool you asshole

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MORON. It was a sacastic put-down to your lack of spelling ability. NOTE THE QUOTES YOU FUCKING ZERO!

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i didn't think it possible, but i think we've finally found male "talent" more irritating and idiotic than lockwood.

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First off I didn’t tell that to gene. Second I did not imply anything of the sort we were talking about what fans would do if they were to look for me and what comes up. and what I said is true and fact. You are not invited to any of my parties at this point and yes I will be doing them every month and have one coming up in about a week. I could really care less about this stupid board that no one reads and you’re an asshole for trying to turn around what I said and that is fact also. You can delete this post or you can have an enemy. I am done arguing with nonsense.

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You can delete this post or you can have an enemy. I am done arguing with nonsense.

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You're done? You're still rummaging around the XPT backwaters an hour later. I bet you a used Jack Lawrence strapon you'll respond again.

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Enemy, please.

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I think it's pretty clear that Donny has no fucking clue how internet search engines work.

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I think it's pretty clear that Donny has no fucking clue how internet search engines work.

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I think a better summation would have been made if you had put the period after clue and then submitted the post.

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