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#247636 - 05/29/07 05:44 AM
Darth's Diatribe
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Well, Gene Ross won't print the truth about Chub Chub, but he did print this gem from "Our Favorite Industry Insider." Quote:
Darth, the Most Banned Poster on XPT?
Darth writes: Dear Gene, You may know me as Darth on XXXPT. Others know me as an industry insider extraordinaire. Today I am hoping you will help me in expressing my dismay at the rape of Jeff Steward's vision of the site.
When Jeff was more youthful, he used to sport bleached tips on his hair, but more importantly, he stood for what was right in this world. His vision was a place for posters to come and have the freedom of speech that had been ripped away from him on ADT. Now, to be fair, Jeff received flack on ADT for saying far more inflammatory things than I.
However, he had opinions and he felt he should have freedom to share those opinions with the world. If he wants to talk about Sierra pooping on people. Great. If he wants to talk about why tranny's are evil and abominations, great. If you want to share with the world what porn whores are really like outside of the false glamour of our industry, fantastic. Those are his opinions and may all that is good and peaceful on this earth support him in that.
I write you today because I am now the most banned poster on xxxporntalk. I have been banned no less than 5 times since my account was created there. Jeff has promoted gay moderators of epic proportions, Sergio and WillieD for example, who "pull the trigger" at the most remedial of insults. Is that a free speech environment? No. Why is Jeff in court if not defending our right to view pornography and right to say what we feel within the constructs of the law? (rhetorical)
Why create an alternate site to ADT if only to moderate it more strictly? (rhetorical) The facts are that I could have said any of my comments (and have) on ADT and never had my account leave good standing. A true role reversal has taken place.
I understand these boys get their feelings hurt and easy, but I don't think Jeff, and Tony Malice (who keeps unbanning me by the way) have the same feelings as some of their mods. The ignorant like to accuse me from being past posters with vendetta's rising from the ashes to bring them down. False, and Jeff with his IP magic knows this to be false. When WillieD is caught watching dancing with the stars while masturbating (again) in his living room, he has the right to do that. He's an American.
The future is the question and this is certainly a turning point. Allow the site to become that which Jeff despised the most, and created it to avoid, or brave the wrath of a few ignorant moderators. Raise our flag of red, white, and blue and oust this darkness.
Signed,
Darth
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#247638 - 05/29/07 05:50 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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So why did he send that to Gene Ross. Is Darth banned here once again?
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#247639 - 05/29/07 07:56 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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"When WillieD is caught watching dancing with the stars while masturbating (again) in his living room, he has the right to do that. He's an American"
priceless and actually the first worthwhile thing hes posted in forever
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#247640 - 05/29/07 08:37 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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I don't like darth at all...i find him annoying and pretty much just a giant fucktard but the asshat has a point...This site is all about saying whatever the fuck you want about it...and darth seems to get banned for shitty stupid reasons...I posted my post expressing my distaste in darth because i thought i had the right to do so...then all of a sudden when he starts fireing back he gets banned I really do think thats bull shit...its almost as if you don't kiss some mods ass's they will ban you at the drop of the hat.... I'm calling shannanagains on mods on powertrips or using personal hatered of a poster to unjustly ban them
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#247641 - 05/29/07 09:44 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I've never banned Darth. He amuses me. And he's a long, long, long way from being the most banned poster at XPT.
It's interesting that Gene should print his stuff. Hopefully Darth can now become Gene's porn insider. Yes, I think that would work. Darth can feed Gene the information he's collated from other websites that Gene might have missed.
I don't know if Darth has emailed JeffMike and Malice about this, but I'm sure we'll find out.
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#247642 - 05/29/07 10:05 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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darth = gene ross
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#247643 - 05/29/07 10:18 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Hey Conky I wasn't talking about you in the little mod burst there...i am talking about a few other's i am sure people know who....
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#247644 - 05/29/07 10:23 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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darth makes me laugh, primarily because he gets so much on the nerves of so many of the inner circle here. the "smart set" (teehee) should really go set up they own forum, all join it, then close registration, so no damn fools get in. then they'd have a truly safe haven to pat each other on the back, laugh at fanboys and trannies, (tranboys) and never have to worry about jerks like darth who don't share their exact sensibility. no darkies or homos, unless they are good-natured ones, willing to laugh off the casual racism and aggressive homophobia. of course, they'd probably turn on each other, without the lower classes around to provide cannon fodder.
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#247645 - 05/29/07 10:23 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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No sweat, Peeter. I've only banned one poster so far and that was a spammer with 1 post.
I'm very laid back. I prefer PMs to bans.
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#247648 - 05/29/07 10:39 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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I "unedited" King's post again. I figure King telling everyone he smells of poo is probably an abuse of Mod power and would lead to every post I make in The Shit list being amended in a similar manner....
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#247649 - 05/29/07 11:17 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Love him or hate him, or like me, totally indifferent to him. He hasn't been banned permanently and will never be banned permanently (very few actually are). What Sergio did was funny, I can almost see darth trying to hit the enter button, on a post, and the level of growing frustration on his face as he realizes he can't. I am all for the abuse of mod powers so long as it is funny.
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#247653 - 05/29/07 12:37 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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I know we're all jaded from the onslaughts of reoccurring shitty posters, but I don't understand what all the fuss is about Darth. I got the joke from the get-go, let it ride.
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#247654 - 05/29/07 04:54 PM
Baby Darth's Meltdown...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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I feel happy that little Darth had to sit down and write that little meltdown and send it to Gene Ross, especially because he thought he was in the penalty box, when Chico and I were just making it up. Even better, Princess Ceara valiantly came in and "freed" him, and didn't even bother to check the list. Darf --> BTW, some of my other favorite XPT bans that were purely personal: Tony snips Gia Jordan for a day or two. Monstar bans MPR after losingt a fight over Alexa rankings. Monkey continually tries to ban JRV, except only an admin can do that. The various Applesaucer tantrums were always a favorite of mine. Oh, Darth, you big baby, you're in the box again...or are you?
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#247655 - 05/29/07 09:01 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Darth tells me industry secrets in exchange for blowjobs. He's good people.
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#247656 - 05/29/07 10:42 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Excellent. Conky's emailing me all day telling me that I was unbanned on the 25th, "why aren't you posting"... meanwhile, I was still banned. Nice Conky - your board moderating technical skills are beyond reproach.
You know, I guess it is what it is. I won't bow down to the homo's who think they run this board, when they don't. Since I out-post them with my intelligence and wit, their only option is to ban me. If I was a half-wit Puerto Rican or a slimy, no-life, used douche who stalks Jenna Jamison and has dedicated his life to being a wanna be, I would ban me too.
Jeff - very curious that you didn't personally respond to this since my note to Gene was focussed on the very fundamentals and fabric of this community you have created. We know why you did it, but do you still feel the same way, or has the government taken so much of your money that the fight is leaving you.
Darth M.
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#247657 - 05/29/07 11:59 PM
Re: Baby Darth's Meltdown...
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
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Quote:
Monstar bans MPR
wasn't me....
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#247658 - 05/30/07 12:32 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Pervert
Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Darth, are you related to Barth and Garth Gimbel of Fernwood Tonight fame?
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#247660 - 05/30/07 06:54 AM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Quote:
Excellent. Conky's emailing me all day telling me that I was unbanned on the 25th, "why aren't you posting"... meanwhile, I was still banned. Nice Conky - your board moderating technical skills are beyond reproach.
You know, I guess it is what it is. I won't bow down to the homo's who think they run this board, when they don't. Since I out-post them with my intelligence and wit, their only option is to ban me. If I was a half-wit Puerto Rican or a slimy, no-life, used douche who stalks Jenna Jamison and has dedicated his life to being a wanna be, I would ban me too.
Jeff - very curious that you didn't personally respond to this since my note to Gene was focussed on the very fundamentals and fabric of this community you have created. We know why you did it, but do you still feel the same way, or has the government taken so much of your money that the fight is leaving you.
Darth M.
What would you have to be to give yourself a buzzcut with a table saw?
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#247662 - 05/30/07 01:40 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Darth, Mods only get PMs to let us know when people are 'unbanned'. We're not told when anyone gets banned. Ergo, I sent you the PM because I saw you were online and the last I knew, you weren't banned. I PM'd you twice. I didn't keep the PMs, but the fact that you were online and spent almost an hour looking at the Darth Diatribe thread made me wonder why you weren't responding to it. That's probably because you were touching yourself inappropriately at the time.
You might find that flushing your genitals with tepid water will wash that sand out of your vagina, Darth. I'm not your enemy here.
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#247663 - 05/30/07 01:44 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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People, please stop with all the Darth threads. It's very boring. He's the most boring poster ever besides Vanessa.
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#247664 - 05/30/07 01:46 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 01/27/07
Posts: 775
Loc: Snottsdale, Arizona
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Lets be fair. Leaving a web page open and sitting anxiously waiting to be unbanned are two different things. There is such a thing as multiple browser windows in today's highly complex computing environment.
Conky - you mock me, and I like it.
Ceara I have some new "insider" info for you babe. I'll see you after 7?
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#247666 - 05/30/07 08:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
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#247671 - 06/03/07 07:44 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Darth what makes you worthy of a ban is all of your posts are references to yourself. Postwhorism isn't tolerated when practiced by the whores or monstar, much less by you. Honestly, your "inside information" is non-existent. That leaves you with the few funny comments you've made interspersed in your numerous posts about yourself. I give you credit for not claiming to be a lawyer but really, your boorishness should be grounds for banning.
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#247673 - 06/03/07 07:51 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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And "indianaman" ought to be banned for his admission of being banned as "2tall". If 2tall was banned, and it's the same person, they should make their case thru email with tony or jeff or whomever to be reinstated. Not just make a post saying: "hey i was banned but here I am". (And I don't remember a single vowel the turd posted- just making an observation. While I'm publicly criticizing board administration- I still say Chico's posting title should be "Fist Disciplinarian"
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#247674 - 06/03/07 07:53 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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outfuckinstanding. darth, i am starting to believe that you may be the only real porn insider up in this bitch.
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#247676 - 06/03/07 07:58 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Hay big moose, make room for me in that band wagon your building, k? thanks baby.
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#247678 - 06/03/07 07:59 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Quote:
If you would prefer, I will start posting about you. I wouldn't have to talk about myself if I wasn't banned so frequently and made a martyr.
My insider info is elite.
Please do start posting about me. It will certainly be more entertaining than reading about "Darth", and two week old articles from fleshbot.
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#247680 - 06/03/07 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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re: big mooses alt-xpt comments:
You started posting here admittedly imitating others posts- at that time "simp/caoh/windsock". Of late you are emulating William Hyde. I'm not convinced you aren't Travis, and for that reason I'm reserved.
When you come up with something original maybe you will join the "cool kids".
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#247681 - 06/03/07 08:42 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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mr. yo-
i sincerely do not remember saying i was copying mr. sock's style. i certainly did understand people thinking i was, since i inarguably share his sensibility, and i acknowledged this. i suppose i will apologize for it, again. sorry. as insane as it is, i actually do write in this fashion. as i was here a bit longer, i began to understand that mr. sock is something of an institution (deservedly so) and of late i have been modifying my posting style. i should have realized this sooner, since i certainly did lurk here long enough beforehand. i still use on-purpose misspellings, i think they're fun. sue me. as for implying i am now trying to be mr. hyde; christ, get an imagination. it's a big world, and lots of people watch pornography. more than one can disagree with the tenor of this forum. lately the aggression in this place has been off the hook, and it rubs me the wrong way. should i not say something because mr. hyde has already filled the single slot in your mind reserved for someone who might be outrageous enough to disagree with you? i do understand that this place is supposed to be "all in fun", but i sometimes doubt that, and feel it is used as an excuse. and while i would have no problem believing that some of the people on here might just having fun and being ridiculous, i also really do think that many on here are not just trying to be funny and really are idiots who truly believe the nasty shit they say (jack shitt). shit, i certainly have no interest in porn gossip. unless darth is spilling the beans. what am i talking about. i'm fucking up tonight.
i mean, i dig vanessa. has anyone claimed that niche yet?
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#247682 - 06/03/07 08:44 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 01/09/06
Posts: 1248
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Quote:
by the way, secret boob pictures are only cool if they are secret boob pictures. you ruined it, ruiner.
Whatever, I said secret pictures not secret boobs. Being the vain exhibitionist that I am I have more of these said picture on hand than I think you realize, many of which have never been shared. But I guess you just ruined it, ruiner. I'm sending them to windsock instead.
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#247684 - 06/03/07 08:52 PM
Re: Darth's Diatribe
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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mr. yo-
i sincerely do not remember saying i was copying mr. sock's style. i certainly did understand people thinking i was, since i inarguably share his sensibility, and i acknowledged this. i suppose i will apologize for it, again. sorry. as insane as it is, i actually do write in this fashion. as i was here a bit longer, i began to understand that mr. sock is something of an institution (deservedly so) and of late i have been modifying my posting style. i should have realized this sooner, since i certainly did lurk here long enough beforehand. i still use on-purpose misspellings, i think they're fun. sue me. as for implying i am now trying to be mr. hyde; christ, get an imagination. it's a big world, and lots of people watch pornography. more than one can disagree with the tenor of this forum. lately the aggression in this place has been off the hook, and it rubs me the wrong way. should i not say something because mr. hyde has already filled the single slot in your mind reserved for someone who might be outrageous enough to disagree with you? i do understand that this place is supposed to be "all in fun", but i sometimes doubt that, and feel it is used as an excuse. and while i would have no problem believing that some of the people on here might just having fun and being ridiculous, i also really do think that many on here are not just trying to be funny and really are idiots who truly believe the nasty shit they say (jack shitt). shit, i certainly have no interest in porn gossip. unless darth is spilling the beans. what am i talking about. i'm fucking up tonight.
i mean, i dig vanessa. has anyone claimed that niche yet?
I'm convinced no one on this forum shares my opinions.
I also believe that if you're a vanessa "digger" you can claim that niche as your own, though vanessa is only a slightly more opinionated "ben". Both want to be degraded. Knock yourself out- looks like you won over Ceara in your efforts.
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