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#247557 - 05/28/07 12:06 PM Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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When I first saw the image of this runaway girl on the streets of London I was shocked and almost started crying. I was 16 when I ran away from home and ended up spending a night on the streets of London. I was carrying all my belongings with me, a heavy bag, a backpack and a sleeping bag. Without any clear destination I was roaming the streets near Victoria Station, looking for a place on the streets where I could lay down and sleep, in an unknown city in, an unknown country, close to midnight. A perverse looking stranger approached me asking me if I knew what time it was. Had it been Bruce Davidson, he might have taken a very similar picture to the one we see above.

Next day for lunch I had the cheapest and most filling food I could find. I had a bottle of milk and a loaf of disgusting white English bread. click. click. vanessa's got a dick.
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#247558 - 05/28/07 12:12 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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vanessa, if i hit you in the leg with a 1-iron(I may as well hit trannies with it, since i can't hit the fucking club on the course) would you howl in pain like a woman or a man?
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#247559 - 05/28/07 04:19 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
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James just use your one iron like a 2nd putter for chip shots off the edge of the green. That is the only use I have ever found for one. Lee Trevino was right even God can't hit a one iron.


Edited by the unknown pervert (05/28/07 04:20 PM)
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#247560 - 05/28/07 04:28 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
ranathan Offline
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wasnt it lee trevino who right before a tournament stoppage due to imminent lightning ran around waving his 1 iron in the air saying "look even god cant hit a 1 iron" someone correct me if this is wrong

edit wow maybe i should read threads before i post


Edited by ranathan (05/28/07 04:29 PM)

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#247561 - 05/28/07 05:52 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Jamesn, you should be a publicist or an agent. I am getting so much attention from you and all the free publicity you are generating for me, I don't know how to thank you.



http://arts.guardian.co.uk/features/story/0,,1983543,00.html

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#247562 - 05/28/07 05:58 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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if i can just get the word out to one more xpt member about how shitty a poster an animal makes, my efforts have not gone unrewarded.
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Jamesn, you should be a publicist or an agent. I am getting so much attention from you and all the free publicity you are generating for me, I don't know how to thank you.



http://arts.guardian.co.uk/features/story/0,,1983543,00.html


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#247563 - 05/28/07 09:37 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Never been a poster girl. You on the other hand are the poster boy of the year, aren't you? Do you get paid for all the content you write for this site? Looking at the number of post you create every day it would seem like this is a full time occupation for you. It would take me a day just to read everything that you write.

I can barely keep track of a couple of hate-threads but you are everywhere. How much do they pay you? You said you are retired, right, so I guess a little extra income would go a long way.

Keep up the good work.

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#247564 - 05/28/07 10:27 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
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#247565 - 05/28/07 11:30 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

since we're on the topic




Yes, they sound like the typical bi-curious but I am really gay looking for a woman with a penis but then I'm going to find out I'm gay and don't really like trannies because I want a real man but I'm a coward and prefer to masturbate because I'm ugly and I can't even pay for sex but maybe on craigslist I can find one but only if they are really hot because I see so many guys posting for shemales I guess the shemales must be desperate to have sex with me even though I cannot get laid normally... - dream on.

I hate those types.

By the way Benito, you have no redeeming features. Your grand-daughter made it into Playboy but otherwise sucks. I'm glad they lynched you like a dog.

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#247566 - 05/29/07 05:08 AM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

....I'm glad they lynched you like a dog.




I can't wait for the same thing to happen to you.

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#247567 - 05/29/07 01:10 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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i'm not wrong often, but i'm quick to admit when i am. i earlier said the cryingtrannyvictoriastationthread was the faggiest/most-trantastic post ever. clearly this is.
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Quote:

since we're on the topic




Yes, they sound like the typical bi-curious but I am really gay looking for a woman with a penis but then I'm going to find out I'm gay and don't really like trannies because I want a real man but I'm a coward and prefer to masturbate because I'm ugly and I can't even pay for sex but maybe on craigslist I can find one but only if they are really hot because I see so many guys posting for shemales I guess the shemales must be desperate to have sex with me even though I cannot get laid normally... - dream on.

I hate those types.

By the way Benito, you have no redeeming features. Your grand-daughter made it into Playboy but otherwise sucks. I'm glad they lynched you like a dog.


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#247568 - 05/29/07 02:54 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
jamesn you're kind of mean

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#247569 - 05/29/07 07:42 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

....I'm glad they lynched you like a dog.




I can't wait for the same thing to happen to you.




Don't wait, just make sure you lock your door at night...

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#247570 - 05/29/07 08:44 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
I have heard of people who have amputated limbs and how they can still feel pain from these phantom appendages. This makes me wonder if I were to kick you in the hatchet wound you call a sexual organ, whether you could feel your balls ache?

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#247571 - 05/29/07 11:20 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

I have heard of people who have amputated limbs and how they can still feel pain from these phantom appendages.




I actually have heard of somebody who after surgery was still reaching for her penis even though it was not exactly where it used to be. Old habits die hard.

True stories:

One patient had gnawing sensations in his phantom arm until he discovered his discarded limb was being devoured by maggots. Another felt pleasant sensations in her phantom foot every time she had sexual intercourse.

http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/mind/note_nf.html

It's a great documentary to watch, if you are interested in brainy things. It's called "Secrets of the Mind", from Nova.

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#247572 - 05/30/07 05:42 AM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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It's not an actual physical phenomenon, you filthy animal. These peoples problems are all in their heads, just like you. Unlike you these people weren't stupid enough to willingly slice off their own body parts.

Since your into unnecessary surgery, might I recommend calf implants? I have heard of a Brazilian Dr. who will perform the operation with the care and hygiene you so richly deserve.


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#247573 - 05/30/07 12:07 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
have2clits, you just made this thread really gay. Congratulations.

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#247574 - 05/30/07 12:19 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
yes but even if the picture was gay that doesn't change the fact that your a discusting excuse for a human being...I hope you get gang beat you pompouse piece of shit...
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#247575 - 05/30/07 12:25 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

have2clits, you just made this thread really gay. Congratulations.




Says the "man" who cut off his own penis in order insert one from another "man". You're not very good at this are you animal? Just scratch your right hoof for yes and left for no.

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#247576 - 05/30/07 12:42 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Since your into unnecessary surgery, might I recommend calf implants? I have heard of a Brazilian Dr. who will perform the operation with the care and hygiene you so richly deserve.




Here is one surgery that I highly recommend for have2cits:

WARNING: Enter at your own risk --> http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20Enhancement/hidden_penis_examples.htm

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#247577 - 05/30/07 12:58 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
My penis only does that when I see nasty subhuman trannies like you. Most peni would try to hide because you're just too ugly to be allowed.

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#247578 - 05/30/07 01:25 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

My penis only does that when I see nasty subhuman trannies like you. Most peni would try to hide because you're just too ugly to be allowed.




Pathetic.

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#247579 - 05/30/07 01:31 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Pathetic.




Looking in the mirror again? You know that's not going to help your self esteem any? There is only one thing you could do to improve that.



Just do it.

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#247580 - 05/30/07 02:12 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

There is only one thing you could do to improve that.



I'm just sorry for you that there is nothing that you can do to improve your situation.

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#247581 - 05/30/07 02:13 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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easily the lamest photoshop effort i've seen.
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#247582 - 05/30/07 02:16 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
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Quote:

easily the lamest photoshop effort i've seen.



That's a real picture you dingbat, I took it last month at a trailerpark in Florida.

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#247583 - 05/30/07 02:35 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Quote:

I'm just sorry for you that there is nothing that you can do to improve your situation.




Not true, your involvement in a horrifically violent death would improve my situation greatly. Well, at least improve my mood.

How does it feel to know that even with all the money/surgery in the world you will still never look like a woman?


Quote:

easily the lamest photoshop effort i've seen.




That's OK, vanessa is easily the ugliest human being (loosest sense of the words) I've ever seen.

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#247584 - 05/30/07 02:45 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

Quote:

Since your into unnecessary surgery, might I recommend calf implants? I have heard of a Brazilian Dr. who will perform the operation with the care and hygiene you so richly deserve.




Here is one surgery that I highly recommend for have2cits:

WARNING: Enter at your own risk --> http://www.altermd.com/Penis%20Enhancement/hidden_penis_examples.htm




Wow.... just, wow... I don't know whether to laugh or vomit at that link. I've never seen anything like that, and I've seen some fucked up shit in my time!

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#247585 - 05/30/07 02:55 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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I'm picking up on some very subtle animosity toward Vanessa here. I'm pretty intuitive this way.
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#247586 - 05/30/07 04:39 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Not true, your involvement in a horrifically violent death would improve my situation greatly. Well, at least improve my mood.



Sorry you are in a bad mood. How does it feel getting bitch-slapped by a tranny?

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#247587 - 05/30/07 04:45 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
it doesn't matter how witty you think you are or how hard you try. you automatically lose because everybody here dislikes you very much. and because you're an animal.
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#247588 - 05/30/07 04:47 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
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Quote:


Sorry you are in a bad mood. How does it feel getting bitch-slapped by a tranny?





Kind of impossible since you're not really a bitch, dude. But keep dreaming and taking hormones and maybe someday you'll meet another fagget who doesn't mind your mutilated body and diminished mental capacity so much.

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#247589 - 05/30/07 05:50 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

it doesn't matter how witty you think you are or how hard you try. you automatically lose because everybody here dislikes you very much. and because you're an animal.



Are we allowed to discuss bestiality in this forum?

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#247590 - 05/30/07 05:53 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Are we allowed to discuss bestiality in this forum?




We don't need to hear about your sex life, cousin It.

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#247591 - 05/30/07 06:01 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:


Sorry you are in a bad mood. How does it feel getting bitch-slapped by a tranny?



Kind of impossible since you're not really a bitch, dude.




That's right, I'm the dude and YOU are the bitch that's getting slapped. God, you are really slow catching on.

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#247592 - 05/30/07 06:17 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

God, you are really slow catching on.




Actually, you're the one still posting here. Seems to me you're the one slow catching on. Doesn't bother me though I don't mind kicking your fagget skull in.

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#247593 - 05/30/07 08:50 PM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
big moose Offline
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Registered: 08/23/06
Posts: 635
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#247594 - 05/31/07 06:48 AM Re: Faggiest/most-trantastic post ever
Sister Fister Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Sorry you are in a bad mood. How does it feel getting bitch-slapped by a tranny?



Kind of impossible since you're not really a bitch, dude.




That's right, I'm the dude and YOU are the bitch that's getting slapped. God, you are really slow catching on.




lol I think its funny vanessa thinks you guys are fighting like girlfriends...vanessa let me be frank, you are really getting on a lot of peoples nerves and word around the watercooler is you really just need to bite down on a double barrel shotgun and blow your fucking head off...really it would be for the best, discusting animals like you should live anyway. You must be gotten rid of before you pass your std's and whatever else freaks like you carry....anyway heed my words and I know where you can get a good deal on psynide
tootles

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