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You'd be amazed at how quickly the bodies of young women can bounce back... I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't tell she'd had kids once she drops the baby weight.



You certainly couldn't tell the first time. I saw her 4 months postceeding the first kid, and she was still very slim.

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Unless she's Italian in which case she'll balloon to the size of an asteroid.



Or worse, Puerto Rican, in which case her ass will triple in size. This preceeds the thighs, which will look like drumsticks. Sometimes, the lazy bitches don't even need to have kids.
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