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#247488 - 05/27/07 11:27 PM Teagan has had another baby?
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from lukeford.com



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#247489 - 05/27/07 11:37 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 02/04/05
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Time for new Teagan baby photos. Does anyone have that one picture from the last time? You know the one, the baaaad one.

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#247490 - 05/28/07 05:20 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Congratulations to Teagan. I look forward to seeing images of her new child juxtaposed with porn on her MySpace page.
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#247491 - 05/31/07 09:05 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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When whores get a puppy and it dies they throw it away and get another one. I wonder if this applies here as well.
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#247492 - 05/31/07 11:02 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
This is what happens when you sell your name. Others come along and just don't understand the traditions.

Would Luke Ford really "let them alone"?

NO!!!

ESPECIALLY if it were the right thing to do.
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#247493 - 05/31/07 02:02 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
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from lukeford.com






I thought her man's name (or at least the father of her first kid) was Ryan? How many dudes did she spread eagle for?
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#247494 - 05/31/07 07:03 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 07/09/06
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I would love to see a current pic of Teagan. She's gotta look like hell after popping out two puppies in the past year or so. Can some of you guys and girls out in Porn Valley get to work on that?
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#247495 - 05/31/07 08:24 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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I would love to see a current pic of Teagan. She's gotta look like hell after popping out two puppies in the past year or so. Can some of you guys and girls out in Porn Valley get to work on that?




You'd be amazed at how quickly the bodies of young women can bounce back... I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't tell she'd had kids once she drops the baby weight.
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#247496 - 05/31/07 08:27 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Unless she's Italian in which case she'll balloon to the size of an asteroid.
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#247497 - 06/01/07 06:08 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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You'd be amazed at how quickly the bodies of young women can bounce back... I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't tell she'd had kids once she drops the baby weight.




She could give birth to a semi and you'd never know from the promo stills. DP have Photoshop Skillz.
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#247498 - 06/01/07 09:05 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 01/25/06
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You'd be amazed at how quickly the bodies of young women can bounce back... I wouldn't be surprised if you couldn't tell she'd had kids once she drops the baby weight.




You certainly couldn't tell the first time. I saw her 4 months postceeding the first kid, and she was still very slim.

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Unless she's Italian in which case she'll balloon to the size of an asteroid.




Or worse, Puerto Rican, in which case her ass will triple in size. This preceeds the thighs, which will look like drumsticks. Sometimes, the lazy bitches don't even need to have kids.
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#247499 - 06/01/07 09:25 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Willie D Offline

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Please someone find a picture of the baby, I want to read another angry letter from her to Tony threatening legal action from one of her "lawyers."

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#247500 - 06/01/07 09:37 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Please someone find a picture of the baby, I want to read another angry letter from her to Tony threatening legal action from one of her "lawyers."




Seriously, she pulled a Taryn, too?
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#247501 - 06/01/07 10:10 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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Remember someone photoshopped one of her scenes on the TV in the background behind the baby. Damn, that was funny. Who made that gem? I forget.
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#247502 - 06/01/07 10:18 AM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 08/09/06
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Remember someone photoshopped one of her scenes on the TV in the background behind the baby. Damn, that was funny. Who made that gem? I forget.




Ivor Biggun, Willie bumped that post in the Cage.

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#247503 - 06/01/07 12:52 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Luca Eisenstein Offline
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Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
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Seriously, she pulled a Taryn, too?




It's called "pulling a Chub Chub ".

Not to be confused with " doing a Chub Chub" which means "hooking for bodymiracle".

I'm a smart-ass and the other kids in school hated my guts...

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#247504 - 06/01/07 01:14 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
I asked this in the other thread, but did she really go K-Fed and have babies with two different Baby Daddies? What a who....oh whats the use.
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#247505 - 06/02/07 12:32 PM Re: Teagan has had another baby?
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Registered: 06/23/06
Posts: 1557
Loc: New York
Her Myspace is original. I would never have thought to have people look at pictures of my toddler while being serenaded by Prince's "Darling Nikki."
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