say somehow you're in a room with brandon orions and he's asleep. all of a sudden, god comes in and says if you don't make out with the sleeping brandon, god's going to send a holy axe through his neck and you're going to have to explain why you were in a room with a decapitated brandon orions to the cops.
so do you make out with brandon, knowing you'll need valtrex soon and he'll fall in love with you because you're the ONLY person who's kissed him in a decade WITHOUT demanding money for it? or do you decide to let god hatechop his head off in the holiest of ways and roll the dice with the police?
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits