say somehow you're in a room with brandon orions and he's asleep. all of a sudden, god comes in and says if you don't make out with the sleeping brandon, god's going to send a holy axe through his neck and you're going to have to explain why you were in a room with a decapitated brandon orions to the cops.

so do you make out with brandon, knowing you'll need valtrex soon and he'll fall in love with you because you're the ONLY person who's kissed him in a decade WITHOUT demanding money for it? or do you decide to let god hatechop his head off in the holiest of ways and roll the dice with the police?

The only positive from doing prison time is the fact that you're then immediately eligible for the role of 'Ex-Con in Crowd' in one of Jeff's Gokkun/pookkake flicks.

It's nice to have employment straight out of the yard.

so it's 6-1 for brandon decapitation vs. kissing him to save his life. interesting. please vote.

I vote to see Trisha Rey eat cum at www.loadmymouth.com.

I reached in the ballot box and found this gem for you.
It's Carrie Crush farting in your general direction.
Happy Memorial Day.

hey brandon, paid for sex lately? is there a generic valtrex or do you have decent insurance?

Jamesn. It's worse than you know. The entire continental westcoast is oozing puss. Lance - why man? why??? http://www.makemoneyfucking.com/brandon-iron-behind-the-scenes-in-vancouver/

All I want to know is whether or not Hailey Young stole some of Hillary's wine collection when you invited her over for a few "Stoney Curtis-type" scenes, the ones with no film in the camera? Why did you pay her in pills? You fucking Canadian herpes carrier.

But you forgot the Belladonna rule of thumb. Everyone in porn is a herpes carrier.