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Sweetheart, your future lies elsewhere. Trust me.






This chick could do Whorecraft tomorrow...she already has elf ears, plus generally troll-like features, thus they'd make a tidy saving on make-up and prosthetic appliances.

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If you had to guess, which one of these two do you think has a full bladder?



Moments after this image was taken, a house fell on her head and her ruby red slippers were stolen from her corpse.







I know I give Jersey Jaxsin a hard time about having meeth, but the discrepancy between the size of her head and the rest of her body can only mean one thing in my book...