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#247131 - 05/26/07 02:17 PM a question to jack_schitt
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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you used to be really nice on adt now you're really mean here. what was the impetus for the change? i'm not saying it's good or bad, it's just like you became totally-evil when you started posting here. was it the environment? osmosis?
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#247132 - 05/26/07 02:28 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think Jack's undergone a Cartman-style evil twin time split. If you look at this image from Vegas, he has evil sideburns. I'm willing to bet that ADT Jack has smooth cheeks. Just sayin'.


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#247133 - 05/26/07 02:41 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Yes, the environment, that's it. It kind of rubs off on me. Baby G & Malice turned me onto XPT @ AEE '06, and I lurked for about a year.

The things one isn't allowed to say on ADT, are embraced here on XPT. It's probably no big secret, james, that I can't stand the extreme fanboy population (there are names I'd die to see on this list, too). Moreso, I loathe the part of it that is so fucking blind to the realities of whoredom. That probably explains my banning there, last fall, in a nutshell.

Somewhere, there are photos of my ADT alter-ego. It's split personality disorder. Really, I'm a likable person when I'm socializing.
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#247134 - 05/26/07 04:52 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

The things one isn't allowed to say on ADT, are embraced here on XPT. It's probably no big secret, james, that I can't stand the extreme fanboy population (there are names I'd die to see on this list, too). Moreso, I loathe the part of it that is so fucking blind to the realities of whoredom. That probably explains my banning there, last fall, in a nutshell.




D'oh! I never made the connection until seeing the picture. We spoke at the AEE two years running (more this year) and he seems to be far more balanced than the SFB's over on the sanitized website. BTW, the Yahoo Groups we discussed are still the same way...

Question though:
How could ADT ban you when you are affiliated with the IAFD? I've been told "off the record" a number of things about the connection and it seems weird that ADT would do so? Hmmmmm...
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#247135 - 05/26/07 05:21 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Question though:
How could ADT ban you when you are affiliated with the IAFD? I've been told "off the record" a number of things about the connection and it seems weird that ADT would do so? Hmmmmm...




Because of my thickheadedness, not that it's a detriment to my character, I continued to beat on the fanboys. One of which I recently highlighted by dragging up the old Meet The Fanboys thread here on XPT.

Outside of that, I don't know what connection they have to one another, not that I really care either.
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#247136 - 05/26/07 05:39 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I just got this in, to quickly share with you. I thought it might be relevant because I noticed some changes in behavior in myself since I joined this site.... jack-schitt, it has nothing to do with you - just ignore it.


xpt health board advisory

If you see your avatar attacked by an avatar showing signs of rabies behavior, you need to protect yourself and the public by confining the avatar where no one else can be harmed if the avatar shows signs of rabies.

The disease causes a change in behavior and the avatar will strike for no reason at all. One sign of rabies is foaming at the mouth. (Do you see any avatars on this thread with unusual substances dripping from their mouth?)

Hint:

A very lovable avatar can turn into a monster with uncontrollable urges to attack. Due to the severity of the virus, the avatar suspected of carrying rabies needs containment before infecting you or other avatars.

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#247137 - 05/26/07 11:54 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
John Floofin Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
"Vanessa", if you're going to post bunk like this, have the fucking courtesy to not post it in the Cage. Don't even respond to this, just do your tranny schtick in another forum, if you must.

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#247138 - 05/27/07 11:59 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Hey Vanessa,

Fuck Whore thinks your Hot. If you still have your penis in a jar some where, he'll totally buy it off you. I think he regrets chopping his off.

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#247139 - 05/27/07 12:26 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Hey Vanessa,

Fuck Whore thinks your Hot. If you still have your penis in a jar some where, he'll totally buy it off you. I think he regrets chopping his off.




How many times a day do you give yourself a douche?

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#247140 - 05/27/07 01:06 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Hey Vanessa,

Fuck Whore thinks your Hot. If you still have your penis in a jar some where, he'll totally buy it off you. I think he regrets chopping his off.




How many times a day do you give yourself a douche?





As many times as you wish you were a man. Hey what kind of jar do you keep you penis in?

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#247141 - 05/27/07 01:21 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:


How many times a day do you give yourself a douche?





As many times as you wish you were a man.




Wow, you are smart! Since I never wish I were a man it means you never have given yourself a douche. Well... how about an enema then? Come on, you must be doing something with that nice douchebag of yours...

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#247142 - 05/27/07 01:34 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


How many times a day do you give yourself a douche?





As many times as you wish you were a man.




Come on, you must be doing something with that nice douchebag of yours...


Yeah! I drink wiskey out of it. I also use it as a beer bong.

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#247143 - 05/27/07 03:42 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Wow, you are smart! Since I never wish I were a man it means you never have given yourself a douche. Well... how about an enema then? Come on, you must be doing something with that nice douchebag of yours...





Are you envious of his bag, you freak of all things that are unnatural?
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#247144 - 05/27/07 05:20 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

It's split personality disorder. Really, I'm a likable person when I'm socializing.




Quote:


Are you envious of his bag, you freak of all things that are unnatural?



Well, you have to admit it, it's one fine douchebag that he has there. A douchebag deluxe. But I'm not much into drinking beer and when I do I'm fine with a bottle of Corona. I prefer a Long Island Ice Tea, or a Cosmopolitan. That way I know that after 1 drink I'm good, at 1 1/2 drinks I'm drunk and at 2 drinks it was time to go home an hour ago.

That said, I wouldn't mind watching a group of girls play around with that douchebag... the more unnatural their behavior, the better.

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#247145 - 05/27/07 09:20 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

Because of my thickheadedness, not that it's a detriment to my character, I continued to beat on the fanboys. One of which I recently highlighted by dragging up the old Meet The Fanboys thread here on XPT.




My limited dealings with you suggest you're a lot more in tune with reality than the regulars "over there" ever were. Good to see you here smacking the shit out of folks that need it.
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#247146 - 05/28/07 09:34 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I just got this in, to quickly share with you. I thought it might be relevant because I noticed some changes in behavior in myself since I joined this site.... jack-schitt, it has nothing to do with you - just ignore it.


xpt health board advisory

If you see your avatar attacked by an avatar showing signs of rabies behavior, you need to protect yourself and the public by confining the avatar where no one else can be harmed if the avatar shows signs of rabies.

The disease causes a change in behavior and the avatar will strike for no reason at all. One sign of rabies is foaming at the mouth. (Do you see any avatars on this thread with unusual substances dripping from their mouth?)

Hint:

A very lovable avatar can turn into a monster with uncontrollable urges to attack. Due to the severity of the virus, the avatar suspected of carrying rabies needs containment before infecting you or other avatars.




Vanessa, please, as quickly as possible.... go find Darren James and let him fuck you bareback. Save us, and yourself. We're all counting on you!!!!!

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#247147 - 05/28/07 10:00 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Vanessa, please, as quickly as possible.... go find Darren James and let him fuck you bareback.



Sorry, no bareback.

Quote:

Save us, and yourself. We're all counting on you!!!!!



There is no room left in my life boat; not for treacherous characters like you. I hope you can swim...


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#247148 - 05/28/07 10:04 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Vizzle Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

There is no room left in my life boat; not for treacherous characters like you. I hope you can swim...




Like a shark, chum.





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#247149 - 05/28/07 10:25 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
rabies makes me a much better poster than you. well, coupled with being smarter and funnier than you as well, but who's counting? animals certainly can't.

Quote:

I just got this in, to quickly share with you. I thought it might be relevant because I noticed some changes in behavior in myself since I joined this site.... jack-schitt, it has nothing to do with you - just ignore it.


xpt health board advisory

If you see your avatar attacked by an avatar showing signs of rabies behavior, you need to protect yourself and the public by confining the avatar where no one else can be harmed if the avatar shows signs of rabies.

The disease causes a change in behavior and the avatar will strike for no reason at all. One sign of rabies is foaming at the mouth. (Do you see any avatars on this thread with unusual substances dripping from their mouth?)

Hint:

A very lovable avatar can turn into a monster with uncontrollable urges to attack. Due to the severity of the virus, the avatar suspected of carrying rabies needs containment before infecting you or other avatars.


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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

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#247150 - 05/28/07 10:49 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

rabies makes me a much better poster than you. well, coupled with being smarter and funnier than you as well



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#247151 - 05/28/07 12:53 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

There is no room left in my life boat; not for treacherous characters like you. I hope you can swim.




Your lifeboat is about as reliable as the fucking Titanic.

Quote:

rabies makes me a much better poster than you. well, coupled with being smarter and funnier than you as well, but who's counting? animals certainly can't.




James, animals have genders. Vanessa isn't so fortunate.
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#247152 - 05/28/07 06:03 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Your lifeboat is about as reliable as the fucking Titanic.



Funny you would mention that, because the lifeboat is from the Titanic.

Quote:

James, animals have genders. Vanessa isn't so fortunate.




jack-schitt, your angle of erection is not what it used to be.

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#247153 - 05/28/07 06:23 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Funny you would mention that, because the lifeboat is from the Titanic.




Yeah, that's nice, but god hates fags & trannies. So you're doomed anyway.

Quote:

jack-schitt, your angle of erection is not what it used to be.




I'm pleased to know you've been scouting my pee-pee, faggot. I'll defend it with all my might knowing that you are looking to become an actual human being (man) once again.
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#247154 - 05/28/07 09:26 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

jack-schitt, your angle of erection is not what it used to be.




I'm pleased to know you've been scouting my pee-pee, faggot. I'll defend it with all my might knowing that you are looking to become an actual human being (man) once again.




I have no idea what you are trying to say - and honestly, I don't care; I like penises in my mouth, down my throat, in my face and up my ass - shocking news! The earth is shaking.

But, I have to give you major credit for how calmly you are handling an insult about your penis. That's pretty unusual and a good sign.

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#247155 - 05/29/07 05:34 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

I have no idea what you are trying to say - and honestly, I don't care; I like penises in my mouth, down my throat, in my face and up my ass - shocking news! The earth is shaking.




You're an abomination, that's what I'm trying to say.

Trannies should be sodomized with Jamesn's garden tools, and then thrown in Newark's Upper Bay.
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#247156 - 05/30/07 01:29 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

You're an abomination, that's what I'm trying to say.

Trannies should be sodomized with Jamesn's garden tools, and then thrown in Newark's Upper Bay.



You sound dead inside. Numb, foggy, a glimpse of your puffy face in the mirror, another drink, afraid to die, not today, maybe tomorrow. If only you could drown yourself in sorrow, just a shadow, vanishing into the grey currents of the Hudson River, begging for forgiveness.

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#247157 - 05/30/07 09:26 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

You sound dead inside. Numb, foggy, a glimpse of your puffy face in the mirror, another drink, afraid to die, not today, maybe tomorrow. If only you could drown yourself in sorrow, just a shadow, vanishing into the grey currents of the Hudson River, begging for forgiveness.




Shenanigans.
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#247158 - 05/30/07 02:57 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Quote:


You sound dead inside. Numb, foggy, a glimpse of your puffy face in the mirror, another drink, afraid to die, not today, maybe tomorrow. If only you could drown yourself in sorrow, just a shadow, vanishing into the grey currents of the Hudson River, begging for forgiveness.




Would there be young women nearby, crying?
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#247159 - 06/04/07 02:36 PM Goodbye XPT
Dick Dastardly Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
I figured it wasn't important enough to start a new thread over, but life goes on. It's been fun.
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#247160 - 06/04/07 02:38 PM Re: Goodbye XPT
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
See ya, Jack. Don't let the door etc etc.

Same time tomorrow?
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#247161 - 06/05/07 11:05 AM Re: Goodbye XPT
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Awaiting your return, JS ....


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#247162 - 06/06/07 02:55 AM Re: Goodbye XPT
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:

I figured it wasn't important enough to start a new thread over, but life goes on. It's been fun.




This is the best way to go out...I can't stand people who start up these 'Goodbye, Cruel World!'-type leaving threads just to get attention. It's like faking your own death just to see what nice things people say about you in the eulogies...

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#247163 - 06/06/07 03:04 AM Re: Goodbye XPT
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Whoa. Did I miss something here?
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#247164 - 06/07/07 07:02 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Nobody Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/28/07
Posts: 94
Jack is like any other poser, sheep following the heard, or child....whatever everybody else is doing, he does. I post here and on ADT. I've been warned there about insulting a porn actress and I've been banned here on xxx. I'm the same person on both sites. It must suck for poor Jack to have to constantly switch personalities depending on where he is.

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#247165 - 06/07/07 07:51 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
So you have been reprimanded on both these boards, that have completely different ways of running, and the problem is with the people on these boards, not yourself? Ahhh, nothing like a nice big slice of denial with your morning coffee, is there?

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#247166 - 06/07/07 08:36 AM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Houstondon Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 03/11/07
Posts: 451
Loc: Houston
Quote:

So you have been reprimanded on both these boards, that have completely different ways of running, and the problem is with the people on these boards, not yourself? Ahhh, nothing like a nice big slice of denial with your morning coffee, is there?




Like the old saying goes:
"The only thing common to all your failed relationships is YOU."
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#247167 - 06/07/07 12:37 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Phlog got BANNED from both.






I wonder how the "gumdrop tittied" girl is doing ....
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#247168 - 06/07/07 04:01 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Nobody Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/28/07
Posts: 94
Quote:

So you have been reprimanded on both these boards, that have completely different ways of running, and the problem is with the people on these boards, not yourself? Ahhh, nothing like a nice big slice of denial with your morning coffee, is there?





The point is, I don't change who I am on either site. I was banned here because some jack off thought I was Darth. I'm not in denial of anything. I know damn good and well I'm an asshole and I know how to stir the pot. You internet geeks are the easiest targets there are.

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#247169 - 06/07/07 04:06 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Ron Mexico Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
So you're saying that you are a clone of "IndianaMan?"

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#247170 - 06/07/07 05:34 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Nobody Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/28/07
Posts: 94
I AM INDIANAMAN. I reregistered after dickweed banned me.

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#247171 - 06/07/07 06:45 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

I AM INDIANAMAN. I reregistered after dickweed banned me.



Keep it up and your gone. How many times are you going to whine about getting banned. Your such a baby. Get over it. I already admitted I was wrong, but noooooooooooo!!!! All you do is complain about it. Which one of your alt ids do you want banned?
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#247172 - 06/07/07 07:21 PM Re: a question to jack_schitt
damaged Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

So you have been reprimanded on both these boards, that have completely different ways of running, and the problem is with the people on these boards, not yourself? Ahhh, nothing like a nice big slice of denial with your morning coffee, is there?





The point is, I don't change who I am on either site. I was banned here because some jack off thought I was Darth. I'm not in denial of anything. I know damn good and well I'm an asshole and I know how to stir the pot. You internet geeks are the easiest targets there are.




"You internet geeks"? What the fuck exactly are you, an internet geek too dumb not to be banned? Go be a pain in someone else's ass!
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