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#247082 - 05/26/07 01:00 PM A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jamesn Offline
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#247083 - 05/26/07 01:02 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jigaloo Offline
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Registered: 04/17/06
Posts: 7863
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Check it out Brandon!!!




Did you forgot about Wankus?
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#247084 - 05/26/07 01:07 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
jamesn Offline
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wayne c. lewis is beyond help and considered "out of the workforce" for all measurable statistics.

brandon's going to need to look for work soon-selling the pxpmobile doesn't buy THAT much valtrex. and a faggot gotta eat.
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#247085 - 05/26/07 01:17 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Jigaloo Offline
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wayne c. lewis is beyond help and considered "out of the workforce" for all measurable statistics.

brandon's going to need to look for work soon-selling the pxpmobile doesn't buy THAT much valtrex. and a faggot gotta eat.




When was he ever considered "in the workforce"? And couldn't he get a job at the one remaining Kenny Rogers Roasters in Ontario?
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#247086 - 05/26/07 01:29 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
Quote:

Check it out Brandon!!!




Don't give him any ideas. I don't want the honey mustard on my Turkey & Swiss swapped out for his herp-infected Bran-goo.
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Because you already yelled 'dropping prices!!!' after Red Light canned you. - Gia Jordan to Brandon Iron

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#247087 - 05/26/07 01:35 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Check it out Brandon!!!







If you put brandon irons to work in a subway, the CDC would have to step in eventually to put a halt to the largest oral herpes breakout in southern california history. It would be so bad that they would have to give him his own name, sort of a modern version of Typhoid Mary.

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#247088 - 05/26/07 02:33 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Quote:

Check it out Brandon!!!







If you put brandon irons to work in a subway, the CDC would have to step in eventually to put a halt to the largest oral herpes breakout in southern california history. It would be so bad that they would have to give him his own name, sort of a modern version of Typhoid Mary.





Yah No shit, You can already guess what the "Mayo" would consist of..... <start countdown for brandon to post a splooge covered face with Mayo wisecrack>
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#247089 - 05/26/07 04:10 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the suggestion. I will take it into consideration. Seeing that I've managed to not have a job in a decade now, I am willing to give it just a little more time.

I appreciate you thinking of me. Glad to know I'm on your mind.

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#247090 - 05/26/07 04:14 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
weeeee Offline
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Registered: 01/09/06
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This is very condescending toward talented and hardworking sandwich artists everywhere.

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#247091 - 05/26/07 05:50 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Thanks for the suggestion. I will take it into consideration. Seeing that I've managed to not have a job in a decade now, I am willing to give it just a little more time.

I appreciate you thinking of me. Glad to know I'm on your mind.




Brandon, you are on my mind. Because of any number of incurable STD's that you possess have you ever rendered a porn whore infertile?

While you are doing the world and the local department of children's protective services not to mention the welfare system a huge favor, do you ever feel bad for the crimes you have committed with your penis? Do you think you owe the women some sort of reperations?

P.S. I have some laundry that needs doing.
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#247092 - 05/29/07 03:01 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 04/17/06
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Brandon, why won't you answer my questions?

You do realize what the United States does to people who won't answer questions, right?




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#247093 - 05/29/07 03:36 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I'm terribly sorry but I have other people's laundry to do, too. When the spin cycle finishes, I will get back to you.

In the meantime, I offer you this image of a woman to counter your image of man holding a gun. Make love, not war. BTW, the green thing is not gonnorhea on her tongue. It's a tongue stud.



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#247094 - 05/29/07 05:04 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/25/06
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I'm terribly sorry but I have other people's laundry to do, too. When the spin cycle finishes, I will get back to you.

In the meantime, I offer you this image of a woman to counter your image of man holding a gun. Make love, not war. BTW, the green thing is not gonnorhea on her tongue. It's a tongue stud.






Why is it that you repeatedly refer to us these picture of the women, when we all know it's your load on her tongue that most fascinates you?
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#247095 - 05/29/07 05:20 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Brandon has herpes and refuses to admit it. He gave it to dozens of whores before PXP finally took the minivan away from him.

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#247096 - 05/29/07 07:09 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Jack: You are wrong, sir. What fascinates me is that so many women are willing to do this. The load only marks territory.

Willie: Since you are keeping lists, please let me know exactly who caught what, when, and where. The van is mine and I need it to get back and forth to the clinic. Oops...I've said too much.

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#247097 - 05/29/07 07:40 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Loc: Penalty Box
How's this one, Jack? Better? Or does it offend you that she's not looking directly at you.


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#247098 - 05/29/07 07:43 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Willie: Since you know so much about medicine, tell me...do I have any reason to worry about working with this girl? I think her name was Lara...something. I forget.


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#247099 - 05/29/07 07:57 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 01/25/06
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Jack: You are wrong, sir. What fascinates me is that so many women are willing to do this. The load only marks territory.




And marks it does. How can you keep track of them all? It's marked so well, I wouldn't put my dick in their diseased ridden mouth (whether or not inflicted by you, is anyone's guess).

I used to have an old cat (he didn't have a receeding hairline though) who marked his territory on the recliner. Rightfully so, we put him to sleep. Those who mark their territory in such a way should be treated no differently.

As for Ms. Bailey Brooks, her asshole is winking at me. That's good enough.
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#247100 - 05/29/07 08:05 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Brandonna, your pictures portend a coming meltdown, and some more conversations with yourself. Would you like any recommendations for some alt-id names you could have arguments with?

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#247101 - 05/29/07 08:39 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A picture is worth 1,000 words so I am merely trying to say as much as I can in as short a time as possible. I'm terribly busy, you see, preparing my upcoming releases. You may or may not be on the screeners list. Will get back to you. Or, ask Jeff about the release schedule.

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#247102 - 05/29/07 11:54 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 09/07/05
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Loc: NYC
Where's Lord Asmus these days? I miss that guy.
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#247103 - 05/30/07 01:38 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 05/15/07
Posts: 179
That is one hell / mess of a pimply ass! Disgusting...




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#247104 - 05/30/07 06:20 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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That is one hell / mess of a pimply ass! Disgusting...








Why did someone post a picture of Taryn Thomas' ass here?
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#247105 - 05/30/07 06:29 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Why did someone post a picture of Taryn Thomas' ass here?




Hooker spam??

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#247106 - 05/30/07 11:20 PM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Lord Asmus Offline
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Registered: 07/12/04
Posts: 334
Loc: Germany
I'm doing fine Gia. Happy belated birthday. I hope you're doing fine and to see you in a perverted movie soon again.
In the meantime I'm waiting for the next good source of iron..
All the best!



Edited by Lord Asmus (05/30/07 11:24 PM)

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#247107 - 05/31/07 02:27 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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I'm doing fine Gia. Happy belated birthday. I hope you're doing fine and to see you in a perverted movie soon again.
In the meantime I'm waiting for the next good source of iron..
All the best!





Just more proof that you're another Brandon clone. Bye bye.

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#247108 - 05/31/07 02:44 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Lord Asmus is the real deal. He's not Brandon. I used to think he was as well. Brandon wouldn't be wishing me happy birthday and I doubt he thinks I'm hot. Every time I was booked with him, he'd call to cancel.
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#247109 - 05/31/07 02:53 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Au contraire, Gia! I wish you a very happy birthday and wish I was half as consistent as some guys in the business. When things are going bad, I don't work much. I've been that way for years. There are very few directors who have the patience to deal with my performance anxiety and I hate dropping a bomb on anyone.

Whether Willie believes it or not, I'm not Lord Asmus.

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#247110 - 05/31/07 10:31 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]



What about the idea of having sex with Gia gives you anxiety?
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#247111 - 05/31/07 11:13 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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What about the idea of having sex with Gia gives you anxiety?




Might it be the fact that any attempt to physically or verbally degrade Gia would be met with on-camera emasculation via Ms. Jergens prefered medium of acerbic, whip-smart putdowns?

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#247112 - 06/03/07 08:45 AM Re: A Good Source of Income #7!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Quote:




What about the idea of having sex with Gia gives you anxiety?




Might it be the fact that any attempt to physically or verbally degrade Gia would be met with on-camera emasculation via Ms. Jergens prefered medium of acerbic, whip-smart putdowns?




Sounds more like an outbreak to me. Or maybe he didn't think he'd pass Gia's rigorous genital inspection.

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