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#247007 - 05/26/07 08:30 AM
In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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"Brandon Irons" has come to translate as "The man who comes and makes our daughters ill"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#247008 - 05/26/07 08:48 AM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Isnt he using a prosthetic penis now? Didnt his original dick of denial fall off inside Sierra Sinn's bunghole? I must have dreamt that....
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#247011 - 05/26/07 04:11 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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You dream of my cock.....ok. Keep that to yourself from now on, please. I think my pics have done too much damage so one more won't hurt.
I hope this one doesn't give you a wet dream.
WOW! Look at the tits on her. She must be what, 6 and a half?
Be honest Brandon, how many Dora The Explorer toys did it take for her to blow you?
Her shoe size is 6 and a half and her age is 20. She no longer does porn so it was nice to have her shoot.
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#247021 - 05/31/07 01:18 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Did you give him herpes too?
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#247023 - 05/31/07 01:22 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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I ran the joke by my good friend Jay Leno. His exact words were, "Amateur hour. Not funny." There you have it.
well, that settles it then. if leno thinks it's unfunny, then in reality it's hilarious.
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#247024 - 05/31/07 02:26 PM
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Demodded Diseased Dwarf
Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/18/03
Posts: 9174
Loc: Penalty Box
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Ok. I went to get a second opinion. This time it was from Carlos Mencia from the show Mind of Mencia. He's done comedy for years and is younger than Jay. His opinion on Jamesn's joke: lame. Since he's latino, he actually said something like el lameo grandosio magnifico.
Again, there you have it.
Now, I am going to a church to pray for Max's deliverance from evil. I would hope you would do the same.
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#247025 - 05/31/07 02:33 PM
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Porn Icon
Registered: 02/04/05
Posts: 3499
Loc: The Dirty: 480
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B.I., you couldn't have picked two worse "comics" in the world. Any pics of you and Carrot Top to round out a trifecta?
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#247026 - 05/31/07 02:37 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Seriously, Floof, you're right. Mencia is a hack and a known joke thief . Brandon, you should have left it and cut your losses with the Leno pic.
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#247028 - 05/31/07 02:46 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/25/07
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#247031 - 05/31/07 03:02 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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 Amazing. This is the first time Brandon's spent time in a parking lot with a man and not come away crying, ashamed, but 20 bucks richer.
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#247033 - 05/31/07 03:11 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Brenda, do you and Donald share the same "hair stylist"?
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#247035 - 05/31/07 03:14 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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What are the care instructions on your hair? Is it safe on a 40 degree wash, or do you send it out between shoots?
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#247037 - 05/31/07 03:31 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Oh, snap! Only took you 20 minutes. Toupe! Sorry, touche!
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#247039 - 05/31/07 04:33 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Brandon, I feel we've been too hard on you. The rumor that you had 'herpes'... someone didn't hear right, did they? It was 'hairpiece' wasn't it?
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#247040 - 05/31/07 05:01 PM
Re: In Budapest
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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i'm not sure when that trump guy developed the hatred for me.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#247042 - 06/01/07 12:08 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Brandon, I feel we've been too hard on you. The rumor that you had 'herpes'... someone didn't hear right, did they? It was 'hairpiece' wasn't it?
'He got a hairpiece,
Ooh..he got herpes'
'Mr. Robinson's Quango' by Blur (from 'The Great Escape') 
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