I think of james like a brother but this is why I have subconsciously avoided meeting up with him for lunch or drinks or whatever....god knows what trouble we will get into together....


Meanwhile more guffaws:

"There's a slight possibility that da_burglar is really a wealthy 39 year old who gives people 2nd degree burns with makeshift flamethrowers for being black and walking on his lawn, then bribes a policeman with $50 to bury the case. There's also a slight chance that this wealthy crippled 39 year old can't figure out how to use his wheelchair on a driveway and has never heard that stealing mail is a federal offense"