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I'm signing up for a gardening class at UCLA extension in June... I thought it was a healthy diversion from my everyday life in porn, but now I'm not so sure...




GOD your greenbeans are so fucking ..... green....



I had greenbeans the other night, and immediately thought of Ms.Randall...perhaps if Holly could organise some pictures of various other hotties holding other healthy foods, she could singlehandedly change America's eating habits and ward off the growing obesity epidemic.

Just imagine the Pavlovian response payoff...a guy begins to fantasise about Jelena Jensen or Aria Giovanni, and then is overcome by the sudden urge to eat a healthy carrot or apple!

(At this point, I could make a cheap joke about Hillary Scott and healthy yeast extract products like Marmite, but I'm above that...)

Make it so, Holly!