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#24687 - 05/06/04 09:25 AM Rules of EnGAGment
simp Offline
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Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
Rule #1: Do not develop feelings for the throatfucked whores.

As I was watching Johnny Thrust orally degrade and nullify a girl named Drew Allen in Gag Factor, a curious thing occured. I began to fall in love with Drew. She is so cute. She is just like the girls I developed crushes on in high school but never told, instead I locked myself in my bedroom and cried and listened to Journey. I began to love Drew. What a charming, adorable, beautiful young girl. But what's this? What is Johnny doing to her?! STOP TREATING HER LIKE THAT! SHE'S GAGGING! STOP IT!! STOP IT!!! NO!!!!! NOT UPSIDEDOWN!!! DREW, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, PLEASE DON'T TURN YOUR HEAD UPSIDEDOWN!!! DON'T YOU KNOW WHY THEY WANT YOU TO DO THAT?!!! IT'S TO DEGRADE AND HUMILIATE YOU WITH MAXIMUM EFFICIECNY!!! DREW!!!!! YOU ARE A BEAUTIFUL, LOVELY YOUNG GIRL!!!! YOU DON'T HAVE TO DO THIS!!! OH MY GOD!!!! DREW!!! YOUR SPIT AND SNOT ARE OBSCURING YOUR BEAUTIFUL FACE!!! STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT!!!! DREW!!!!

Then I shut it off in despair and disgust (but not before jerking off). I cried, cried pitifully like a little bitch. Drew! Why, Drew? Why? I looked her up on iafd.com and it appears this beautiful young girl who was so charming and had such lovely presence was throatfucked right out of the business by Johnny. And unfortunately as we all know, even her brief time in the business has severely hampered her options in her real life, a life that could have been full and large and wonderful. No more. No more. Why, Drew? Why?







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#24688 - 05/06/04 09:26 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
Kami Andrews Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
its ok baby she was only a robot

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#24689 - 05/06/04 09:28 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
GUAPO Offline
Pervert

Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Simp did your daddy throat fuck you when you were a child? You seem to have a fixation with this and it has several members of the board worried.

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#24690 - 05/06/04 09:29 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
zenman Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Why, Drew? Why?




Because she's a worthless fucking whore whose life can only achieve meaning through throat degradation.
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#24691 - 05/06/04 09:41 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
eple Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 05/02/04
Posts: 80
Loc: Norway
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Because she's a worthless fucking whore whose life can only achieve meaning through throat degradation.




Now I understand why he developed feelings for her, I would like to meet someone like that myself.

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#24692 - 05/06/04 09:43 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
This is the type of guy you wanna give his own radio show.....non stop insanity.

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#24693 - 05/07/04 06:20 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
This is the kind of post that gets you banned at ADT yet over here its common.Go figure.
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#24694 - 05/07/04 06:32 AM Re: Rules of EnGAGment
whore humiliator Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 03/04/04
Posts: 122
I went into some past archives to read more of Simp. He is very entertaining. Gag story after Gag story after Gag story.

And what's the deal with ADT? Where is their website so I can see what everyone is so upset about?

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