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#246827 - 05/25/07 08:56 AM The Pride Dines Out...
Vizzle Offline
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This is a little old, but I got a kick out of it...


Lion Mutilates 42 Midgets in Cambodian Ring-Fight

Spectators cheered as entire Cambodian Midget Fighting League squared off against African Lion.

Tickets had been sold-out three weeks before the much anticipated fight, which took place in the city of Kâmpóng Chhnãng.

The fight was slated when an angry fan contested Yang Sihamoni, President of the CMFL, claiming that one lion could defeat his entire league of 42 fighters.

Sihamoni takes great pride in the league he helped create, as was conveyed in his recent advertising campaign for the CMFL that stated his midgets will "... take on anything; man, beast, or machine."

This campaign is believed to be what sparked the undisclosed fan to challenge the entire league to fight a lion; a challenge that Sihamoni readily accepted.

An African Lion (Panthera Leo) was shipped to centrally located Kâmpóng Chhnãng especially for the event, which took place last Saturday, April 30, 2005 in the city’s coliseum.

The Cambodian Government allowed the fight to take place, under the condition that they receive a 50% commission on each ticket sold, and that no cameras would be allowed in the arena.

The fight was called in only 12 minutes, after which 28 fighters were declared dead, while the other 14 suffered severe injuries including broken bones and lost limbs, rendering them unable to fight back.

Sihamoni was quoted before the fight stating that he felt since his fighters out-numbered the lion 42 to 1, that they “… could out-wit and out-muscle [it].”

Unfortunately, he was wrong.

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#246828 - 05/25/07 09:04 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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...no cameras would be allowed in the arena.





bastards!
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#246829 - 05/25/07 09:12 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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I nominate this creepy little whore as the next appetizer...



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#246830 - 05/25/07 09:13 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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... and maybe this guy




Anyone else have a little person they'd like to feed to the lions?


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#246831 - 05/25/07 09:36 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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That thread about Mike Ramone going to Robert Hill Releasing uncovered this "little" gem. All bases are coverd - midget, transsexual, minority. I'll spare everyone from posting any pictures.

ruby
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#246832 - 05/25/07 10:03 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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That thread about Mike Ramone going to Robert Hill Releasing uncovered this "little" gem. All bases are coverd - midget, transsexual, minority. I'll spare everyone from posting any pictures.

ruby




That's hilarious! I think I remember seeing that one come through as a new release.

Then we have the alt-midget, Eon would be proud...



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#246833 - 05/25/07 11:09 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Getting shitcanned has really affected Brandon - he's looking pretty rough.
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#246834 - 05/25/07 11:10 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Quote:









Getting shitcanned has really affected Brandon - he's looking pretty rough.




At least he's got his duckies to keep him company
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#246835 - 05/25/07 11:34 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Stupid ass people. The lion is one of the most feared predators out there and these midgets thought they could win based on numbers. Too bad there is no video. I would have loved to see the carnage.
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#246836 - 05/25/07 11:36 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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these midgets thought they could win based on numbers.




Yeah seriously, if that were the case, then WWII might have turned out a little different.

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#246837 - 05/25/07 11:43 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Quote:

these midgets thought they could win based on numbers.




Yeah seriously, if that were the case, then WWII might have turned out a little different.






Before anyone gets too worked up - it's a phony story sort of like the Onion.

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

Here's another story about an outbreak of "Zombism"
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm



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#246838 - 05/25/07 11:59 AM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

these midgets thought they could win based on numbers.




Yeah seriously, if that were the case, then WWII might have turned out a little different.






Before anyone gets too worked up - it's a phony story sort of like the Onion.

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

Here's another story about an outbreak of "Zombism"
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm








Goddamnit. I should always Snopes these kinds of things first. Ah well, I can always dream.

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#246839 - 05/25/07 12:01 PM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Registered: 04/24/07
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speaking of midgets that twidget one is kinda cute in a freaky oommpa loompa sex whore kinda way

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#246840 - 05/25/07 12:05 PM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Where is Cleetus? His love for midgets is astounding.
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#246841 - 05/25/07 01:14 PM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
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Getting shitcanned has really affected Brandon - he's looking pretty rough.




Dude, your good!

LMAO!!!

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#246842 - 05/25/07 05:36 PM Re: The Pride Dines Out...
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speaking of midgets that twidget one is kinda cute in a freaky oommpa loompa sex whore kinda way




I dunno man, but to each his own...



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