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these midgets thought they could win based on numbers.

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Yeah seriously, if that were the case, then WWII might have turned out a little different.

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Before anyone gets too worked up - it's a phony story sort of like the Onion.

http://www.fmft.net/archives/BBC_NEWS.htm

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/lionmidget.asp

Here's another story about an outbreak of "Zombism"
http://65.127.124.62/south_asia/4483241.stm.htm

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Goddamnit. I should always Snopes these kinds of things first. Ah well, I can always dream.