I was reading the WSJ yesterday about how ethanol is driving up prices of livestock feed, so meat is getting more expensive, and so are tortillas and shit, and XPT provided me with a moment of divine inspiration: the answer to our energy crisis is METHANOL!

Think about it: give a tweaker some meth, and put him/her on an exercise bike hooked up to a power generator until he/she expires from exhaustion. It's not exactly a renewable source of energy, but it would give addicts productive work while creating wattage for the rest of us.

What do you think, should I patent it?

Approved!

Your idea has real potential.

Crude - but I was in a rush.



ps - nice photo Holly!

That job has Wankus written all over it.