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I fucked Sheena Easton....what about you?

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I witnessed a murder near Glendale today. I was driving, listening to music and not paying attention when I heard a really loud scream. I looked back and saw a lady pointing out her car window, and I followed her stare. Out in an unfenced cul-de-sac were 3 guys. Two of them standing, one of them was on the ground bloody. The taller of the two men had a baseball bat and was about ready to smash it into his head again. When they realized people were looking at them and some were calling 911, one of the guys took took a pistol out of his pocket and shot the guy in the head. The two men then got into a car and sped off.

When I came home I was visibly shaken. I told girlfriend what I had just seen. Then my girlfriend got scared, and said "You're moving with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air." I whistled for a cab and when it came near, the license plate said "Fresh" and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare but I thought "Nah, forget it, Yo homes, to Bel-Air!" I pulled up to the house about seven or eight and I yelled to the cabby, "Yo homes, smell ya later!" I looked at my kingdom, I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.

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Lol, nicely done Loop