the only way vanessa would look natural is lying on a utility road in wyoming with her head seperated from her body.
"Nobody beats Vitas Gerulaitis 17 times in a row"
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits